Bar joke.......?!
Question: Bar joke!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!?
John was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and generally feeling good about himself, when a nun suddenly appears at his table and starts decrying the evils of drink!.
"You should be ashamed of yourself young man! Drinking is a Sin! Alcohol is the blood of the devil!"
Now John gets pretty annoyed about this, and goes on the offensive!.
"How do you know this, Sister!?"
"My Mother Superior told me so!."
"But have you ever had a drink yourself!? How can you be sure that what you are saying is right!?"
"Don't be ridiculous--of course I have never taken alcohol myself"
"Then let me buy you a drink - if you still believe afterwards that it is evil I will give up drink for life"
"How could I, a Nun, sit outside this public house drinking!?!"
"I'll get the barman to put it in a teacup for you, then no one will ever know!."
The Nun reluctantly agrees, so John goes inside to the bar!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
"You should be ashamed of yourself young man! Drinking is a Sin! Alcohol is the blood of the devil!"
Now John gets pretty annoyed about this, and goes on the offensive!.
"How do you know this, Sister!?"
"My Mother Superior told me so!."
"But have you ever had a drink yourself!? How can you be sure that what you are saying is right!?"
"Don't be ridiculous--of course I have never taken alcohol myself"
"Then let me buy you a drink - if you still believe afterwards that it is evil I will give up drink for life"
"How could I, a Nun, sit outside this public house drinking!?!"
"I'll get the barman to put it in a teacup for you, then no one will ever know!."
The Nun reluctantly agrees, so John goes inside to the bar!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
kinda dry at the end but still jokezzz loolWww@Enter-QA@Com
it wasn't funny!. what is the question!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Excellent!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Very funny with a great punchline!. Lots of smiles so I think a star is in order (scuse pun)!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
so the nun comes and drink like that!?
LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
Ha, that was cleverly funny!. I hadn't heard this one before!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
That's just a fantastic joke!!! You get a star!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com