US Navy destroyer out on nightly maneuvers?!
Question: US Navy destroyer out on nightly maneuvers!?
When a light is seen in their path!. The admiral gets on the radio and says "Unidentified water craft, change heading to 144 to avoid collision!." The radio hums back, "Negative Navy destroyer, this is Coast Guard Maritime unit 25, please change course to 255 to avoid collision!."
"Who in the h*ll does this wanna-be Navy man Coast Guard puke think he is!?!" roared the Admiral!. "Watch this" he says to his bridge crew!. "Coast Guard unit 25!.!.!. be advised!.!.!. we move for no one!. We will run you out of our way if need be!. Now, turn 144 to avoid collision! WE ARE A Navy DESTROYER!.!.!.OVER!"
The radio crackles back!. "Roger that, understand you're a destroyer!. We're a lighthouse!. Your call, over!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
"Who in the h*ll does this wanna-be Navy man Coast Guard puke think he is!?!" roared the Admiral!. "Watch this" he says to his bridge crew!. "Coast Guard unit 25!.!.!. be advised!.!.!. we move for no one!. We will run you out of our way if need be!. Now, turn 144 to avoid collision! WE ARE A Navy DESTROYER!.!.!.OVER!"
The radio crackles back!. "Roger that, understand you're a destroyer!. We're a lighthouse!. Your call, over!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
cute, have a star!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Lol, that oughta shut him up!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Pretty damn goodWww@Enter-QA@Com
just another kinda special kinda stupidWww@Enter-QA@Com
2 for me and a star for uWww@Enter-QA@Com