You like death humor?!
Question: You like death humor!?
A man was calling on his best friend to pay his condolence the day after his friend's wife death!.
He knocked on the door, but he got no answer!. So he decided to go in and see if everything was all right!. Upon entering the house, the man discovers his friend in the living room having sex with the maid!.
"Jack", said the man, "Your wife just died yesterday!!" His friend looked up and said, "In this grief, do you think I know what I'm doing!?"
I THINK I TOLD THIS ONE BEFORE…!?
When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a churchyard!.
A couple of days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Beethoven was buried!. Terrified, the drunk ran and got the priest to come and listen to it!. The priest bent close to the grave and heard some faint, unrecognizable music coming from the grave!.
Frightened, the priest ran and got the town magistrate!.
When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave, listened for a moment, and said, "Ah, yes, that's Beethoven's Ninth Symphony, being played backwards!."
He listened a while longer, and said, "There's the Eighth Symphony, and it's backwards, too!. Most puzzling!." So the magistrate kept listening, "There's the Seventh!.!.!. the Sixth!.!.!. the Fifth!.!.!."
Suddenly the realization of what was happening dawned on the magistrate!. He stood up and announced to the crowd that had gathered in the cemetery, "My fellow citizens, there's nothing to worry about!. It's just Beethoven decomposing!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
He knocked on the door, but he got no answer!. So he decided to go in and see if everything was all right!. Upon entering the house, the man discovers his friend in the living room having sex with the maid!.
"Jack", said the man, "Your wife just died yesterday!!" His friend looked up and said, "In this grief, do you think I know what I'm doing!?"
I THINK I TOLD THIS ONE BEFORE…!?
When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a churchyard!.
A couple of days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Beethoven was buried!. Terrified, the drunk ran and got the priest to come and listen to it!. The priest bent close to the grave and heard some faint, unrecognizable music coming from the grave!.
Frightened, the priest ran and got the town magistrate!.
When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave, listened for a moment, and said, "Ah, yes, that's Beethoven's Ninth Symphony, being played backwards!."
He listened a while longer, and said, "There's the Eighth Symphony, and it's backwards, too!. Most puzzling!." So the magistrate kept listening, "There's the Seventh!.!.!. the Sixth!.!.!. the Fifth!.!.!."
Suddenly the realization of what was happening dawned on the magistrate!. He stood up and announced to the crowd that had gathered in the cemetery, "My fellow citizens, there's nothing to worry about!. It's just Beethoven decomposing!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
love them both!. keep them coming jake!. star!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hehe, I've heard number 2 before but still funny! (=Www@Enter-QA@Com
Love the Beethoven one!. Reminds me of Monty Python for some reason!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
My buddy and I drove from Salzburg to Wien (Vienna), Austria one day just to see Beethoven's grave!. He made a variation of the joke while we were there!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I heard the second one before!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
love it love it love it!.
There, I said it three times, so it must be true!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
There, I said it three times, so it must be true!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Have not heard of either before, good jokes!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
(^_^) LolWww@Enter-QA@Com
The Beethoven is funny!.!!!.!.xxWww@Enter-QA@Com
haha!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Keep em coming Jake old mateWww@Enter-QA@Com
Funny DR Jones! :P "We were slightly amused, but did get a chuckle for the post, thanks and yes Death humor is humor no!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Jake good morning,nice one man thank you!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Good ones, Jake!. A star for you and Good Monday Morning!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Decomposing!! Excellent!That eas funny enough, I can't thing of anything clever to say! LOL!!
-MelWww@Enter-QA@Com
-MelWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOL LOL You always make my morning with a good laugh !. I really enjoyed those!. Thanks Jake xx SugWww@Enter-QA@Com
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com