A really long joke!!was it worth it?!
Question: A really long joke!!was it worth it!?
(Written to a woman who accidently walked
into a men's restroom!.!.!.)
Please don't feel bad, lady!. It wasn't you entering the men's washroom that caused that guy to pee on the guy next to him!. Hell, we do that all the time!. It's rare for us guys to ever hit what were aiming for!. Sometimes I go into the washroom, start to pee, and then just start spinning around; just so I'll make sure I hit something!.
You see, something you ladies should understand by now is that men's penises have a mind of their own!. A guy can go into a bathroom stall because all the urinals are being used, take perfect aim at the toilet, and his penis will still manage to piss all over the roll of toilet paper, down his left pant leg, and onto his shoe!. I'm telling 'ya those little buggers can't be trusted!.
After being married 28 years my wife has me trained!. I'm no longer allowed to pee like a man - standing up!. I am required to sit down and pee!. She has convinced me that this is a small price to pay!. OWww@Enter-QA@Com
into a men's restroom!.!.!.)
Please don't feel bad, lady!. It wasn't you entering the men's washroom that caused that guy to pee on the guy next to him!. Hell, we do that all the time!. It's rare for us guys to ever hit what were aiming for!. Sometimes I go into the washroom, start to pee, and then just start spinning around; just so I'll make sure I hit something!.
You see, something you ladies should understand by now is that men's penises have a mind of their own!. A guy can go into a bathroom stall because all the urinals are being used, take perfect aim at the toilet, and his penis will still manage to piss all over the roll of toilet paper, down his left pant leg, and onto his shoe!. I'm telling 'ya those little buggers can't be trusted!.
After being married 28 years my wife has me trained!. I'm no longer allowed to pee like a man - standing up!. I am required to sit down and pee!. She has convinced me that this is a small price to pay!. OWww@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Yes!.!.!.!.!.!.it was long!.!.!.!.I think I fell asleep!.!.!.I had to start over!.!.!.!.
and over!.!.!.!.!.
and over!.!.!.!.!.
and now I got it!.!.!.!.
Ha ha ha ha
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and over!.!.!.!.!.
and over!.!.!.!.!.
and now I got it!.!.!.!.
Ha ha ha ha
hagd??
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It's really not funny!.!.!.!.
It was a waste of time, no offense!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
It was a waste of time, no offense!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
It's too long, and not funny enough for me for that entire time I spent on it!.
Now I'm wondering if my fiance does the flying superman though!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Now I'm wondering if my fiance does the flying superman though!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Oh so true and remember, if it bends, it breaks so take care you get no whack back between the seat and the rimWww@Enter-QA@Com
Awful, sorryWww@Enter-QA@Com
i think it is funny, thanks ofr sharingWww@Enter-QA@Com
Well I thought it was hilarious and well worth the time it took to read it! Star!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ithought it was good and worth reading!.!.* 4 u!.!.!!!.!.xxWww@Enter-QA@Com
Haahaha, i giggled out loud at several parts of that and i'm a woman!.
"whack your weenie off" lol!.
and pissing all over the towels!.!.!. and the image of a guy trying to get his erection into the toilet whilst sitting on it! AHAHAAHA!.
star for you!. i thouht it was funny :-)Www@Enter-QA@Com
"whack your weenie off" lol!.
and pissing all over the towels!.!.!. and the image of a guy trying to get his erection into the toilet whilst sitting on it! AHAHAAHA!.
star for you!. i thouht it was funny :-)Www@Enter-QA@Com
well now that i am enlightened, let me go wipe off the seat so that i can pee!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
i thought that was funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
Excellent joke!. Yes it was long but well worth a star!.Www@Enter-QA@Com