Are you old enough to remember the "Old Chinese Saying" Jokes?!
Question: Are you old enough to remember the "Old Chinese Saying" Jokes!?
Such as:
Man who lay on ground with maiden, get piece on earth!.
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Man who lay on ground with maiden, get piece on earth!.
Do you have any funny ones worth Best Answer!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
These are Wise "old" Chinese sayings;
"Passionate kiss like spider's web soon lead to undoing of fly!."
"Virginity like bubble!. One prick - all gone!"
"Man who run in front of car get tired"
"Man who run behind car get exhausted"
"Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day"
"Foolish man give wife grand piano!. Wise man give wife upright organ!."
"Man who walk thru airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok"
"Man with one chopstick go hungry!."
"Man who scratches a*s*s should not bite fingernails!."
"Man who eat many prunes get good run for money!."
"Baseball is wrong!. Man with four balls cannot walk!"
"War doesn't determine who's right!. War determines who's left!."
"Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse!."
"Man who sleep in cathouse by day, sleep in doghouse by night!."
"Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night!"
"Man who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burn out!"
"It takes many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it!."
"Man who drive like hell, bound to get there!"
"Man who sit on tack get point!"
"Man who stand on toilet is high on pot!"
"Man who lives in glass house should change in basement"
"He who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs!."
"Man who farts in church sits in own pew!."
"Man who jumps from tall building, jumps to conclusion!."
"Crowded elevator smells different to midget!."
"He who sit on hot stove shall rise again!."
* Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth!.
China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese!.
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"Passionate kiss like spider's web soon lead to undoing of fly!."
"Virginity like bubble!. One prick - all gone!"
"Man who run in front of car get tired"
"Man who run behind car get exhausted"
"Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day"
"Foolish man give wife grand piano!. Wise man give wife upright organ!."
"Man who walk thru airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok"
"Man with one chopstick go hungry!."
"Man who scratches a*s*s should not bite fingernails!."
"Man who eat many prunes get good run for money!."
"Baseball is wrong!. Man with four balls cannot walk!"
"War doesn't determine who's right!. War determines who's left!."
"Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse!."
"Man who sleep in cathouse by day, sleep in doghouse by night!."
"Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night!"
"Man who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burn out!"
"It takes many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it!."
"Man who drive like hell, bound to get there!"
"Man who sit on tack get point!"
"Man who stand on toilet is high on pot!"
"Man who lives in glass house should change in basement"
"He who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs!."
"Man who farts in church sits in own pew!."
"Man who jumps from tall building, jumps to conclusion!."
"Crowded elevator smells different to midget!."
"He who sit on hot stove shall rise again!."
* Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth!.
China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese!.
If Love Can’t Cure It, Nurses Can!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
There is that famous Asian book " Three Prints In The Sand ", by Wong Hung LoWww@Enter-QA@Com
man who find woman who can't speak and is blind nor can she hear or move, shall find real peace on earth!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
He who stand on toilet is high on pot!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
man who drop watch in toilet bound to have sh*tty time
virginity like a bubble - one prick all goneWww@Enter-QA@Com
virginity like a bubble - one prick all goneWww@Enter-QA@Com
Man with two legs walks to buy nasty book later has three legsWww@Enter-QA@Com
Y E S, Man who walks around with hands in pockets feels cocky all day!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
My favorite:
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night!.Www@Enter-QA@Com