Ladies, if this were you WHAT WOULD YOU DO?!
Question: Ladies, if this were you WHAT WOULD YOU DO!?
What would you do if this happened to you ladies!?
Mammogram horror!
I actually kept my mammogram appointment!. I was met with,
"Hi! I'm Belinda!" This perky clipboard carrier smiled from ear to ear, tilted her head to one side and crooned, "All I need you to do is step into this room right hereee, strip to the waist, thennn slip on this gown!. Everything clearrrr!?
I'm thinking, "Belinda, try decaf!. This ain't rocket science!."
Belinda skipped away to prepare the chamber of horrors!. With the right side finished, Belinda flipped me (literally) to the left and said, "Hmmmm!. Can you stand on your tippy toes and lean in a tad so we can get everything!?'
Fine, I answered!. I was freezing, bruised, and out of air, so why not use the remaining circulation in my legs and neck and finish me off!? My body was in a holding pattern that defied gravity (with my other boob wedged between those two 4 inch pieces of square glass) when we heard, then felt a zap! Complete darkness and the power went off!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Mammogram horror!
I actually kept my mammogram appointment!. I was met with,
"Hi! I'm Belinda!" This perky clipboard carrier smiled from ear to ear, tilted her head to one side and crooned, "All I need you to do is step into this room right hereee, strip to the waist, thennn slip on this gown!. Everything clearrrr!?
I'm thinking, "Belinda, try decaf!. This ain't rocket science!."
Belinda skipped away to prepare the chamber of horrors!. With the right side finished, Belinda flipped me (literally) to the left and said, "Hmmmm!. Can you stand on your tippy toes and lean in a tad so we can get everything!?'
Fine, I answered!. I was freezing, bruised, and out of air, so why not use the remaining circulation in my legs and neck and finish me off!? My body was in a holding pattern that defied gravity (with my other boob wedged between those two 4 inch pieces of square glass) when we heard, then felt a zap! Complete darkness and the power went off!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
You have an amazing talent with words - I only wish I could be as descriptive !!!
Have another star ! xWww@Enter-QA@Com
Have another star ! xWww@Enter-QA@Com
ha ha lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
OMG I'd probably start screaming at her for being so careless and leaving me!Www@Enter-QA@Com
i dont get itWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol thx god im not a chikWww@Enter-QA@Com
i dont like it!.!.!.!.!.!. i love it!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
That is so funny!.!. Messed up but funny!.!. Love it!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha that is terrible! i would've been like OH MY GOD! but hey it makes for a great story!.!.!.!.!. :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
oh i cant stop laughing this is so funny! bet you had to have a lay down after that ordeal, oh my word!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I was not expecting that punchline
have a star more if I could
brilliantWww@Enter-QA@Com
have a star more if I could
brilliantWww@Enter-QA@Com