Another joke for the ladies...!!??!
Question: Another joke for the ladies!.!.!.!!!?!?
The FBI had an opening for an assassin!.
After all the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were 3 finalists!. Two men and a woman!.
For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun!.
"We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances!. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair!. Kill Her!
The man said, "You can't be serious, I could never shoot my wife!."
The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job!. Take your wife and go home!."
The second man was given the same instructions!. He took the gun and went into the room!. All was quiet for about 5 minutes!. The man came out with tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife!."
The agent said, "You don't have what it takes!. Take your wife and go home!."
Finally, it was the woman's turn!. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband!.
She took the gun and went into the room!. Shots were heard, one after another!. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls!. After a few minutes, all was quiet!. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman!. She wiped the sweat from her brow!.
"This gun is loaded with blanks," she said!. "I had to beat him to death with the chair!."
MORAL of the story: Women are evil!. Don't mess with themWww@Enter-QA@Com
After all the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were 3 finalists!. Two men and a woman!.
For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun!.
"We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances!. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair!. Kill Her!
The man said, "You can't be serious, I could never shoot my wife!."
The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job!. Take your wife and go home!."
The second man was given the same instructions!. He took the gun and went into the room!. All was quiet for about 5 minutes!. The man came out with tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife!."
The agent said, "You don't have what it takes!. Take your wife and go home!."
Finally, it was the woman's turn!. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband!.
She took the gun and went into the room!. Shots were heard, one after another!. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls!. After a few minutes, all was quiet!. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman!. She wiped the sweat from her brow!.
"This gun is loaded with blanks," she said!. "I had to beat him to death with the chair!."
MORAL of the story: Women are evil!. Don't mess with themWww@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
it is be kind to old men week
so for the fantastic effort you are doing in keeping us happy
i am nominating you for a gong
PS
the gong is attached to Big Ben
my neighbors requested I do this
as they said you are making them go deaf
with my hysterical laughterWww@Enter-QA@Com
so for the fantastic effort you are doing in keeping us happy
i am nominating you for a gong
PS
the gong is attached to Big Ben
my neighbors requested I do this
as they said you are making them go deaf
with my hysterical laughterWww@Enter-QA@Com
omg! that's horrible! but still sooo funny at the same time!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL, here's a *Www@Enter-QA@Com
That's Not Fair; Very Funny!.!.!.!.!.LOL!.!.!.!.!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
that's ace - and so true!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
this is excellent just what i needed when cooking the tea, i am that woman there are thousands of us !!! thanks a great lift for the evening,!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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lol, that's greatWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol, that's greatWww@Enter-QA@Com
thats sooooo funny! they were never supposed to kill them, cuz the gun wasnt loaded, they were just being tested!.wow thats a ggod one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Lol funny, keep it up ^^Www@Enter-QA@Com
Women aren't all evil!. But this was funny anyways!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
HAHA LOL !!!!!!!!!! *****STAR 4 U!!!**********Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha!. i love it! power to the women!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
thats REALLY funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
Geez! lol!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
ahhahahahahhahahahaha nice!. but we are not evilWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha! Oh that's actually so funny!!
That's the best joke I've read in this section!
It's so unexpected! :L
Star!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
That's the best joke I've read in this section!
It's so unexpected! :L
Star!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol?Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahaha very good!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yet, my wife is blond!. I told her I was dead, and thats why she walked back out the doors!.Www@Enter-QA@Com