Why do married women go out less??...?!
Question: Why do married women go out less!?!?!.!.!.!?
The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls!.' I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!' Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily!.
Around 3 a!.m!., a bit loaded, I headed for home!. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times!.!.!.
Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times!. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him!.
Even when totally smashed!.!.!. 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him 'MIDNIGHT'!.!.!. he didn't seem p*ssed off in the least!. Whew, I got away with that one!
Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo clock!.'
When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said 'oh sh*t!.' Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted…Www@Enter-QA@Com
Around 3 a!.m!., a bit loaded, I headed for home!. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times!.!.!.
Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times!. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him!.
Even when totally smashed!.!.!. 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him 'MIDNIGHT'!.!.!. he didn't seem p*ssed off in the least!. Whew, I got away with that one!
Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo clock!.'
When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said 'oh sh*t!.' Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted…Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
well YOU FOOLS
reading THE MISTRESS of mirths jokes at night is bad for your health you will not get any sleep with laughing
SO WISE UP
read them in the morning like i do
then you know your going to have a great day
as what is a better start to the day
than a great laugh to open your lungs get your heart beating and blood circulating
it makes the day so good for the good start it gives the day
then if you remember the jokes
which should not be difficult
(unless you are a thicko like me )forgets my own name
you can give your family and friends a good laugh to start the day
so MISTRESS THANK YOU for another great gag
and a great start to brighten my dayWww@Enter-QA@Com
reading THE MISTRESS of mirths jokes at night is bad for your health you will not get any sleep with laughing
SO WISE UP
read them in the morning like i do
then you know your going to have a great day
as what is a better start to the day
than a great laugh to open your lungs get your heart beating and blood circulating
it makes the day so good for the good start it gives the day
then if you remember the jokes
which should not be difficult
(unless you are a thicko like me )forgets my own name
you can give your family and friends a good laugh to start the day
so MISTRESS THANK YOU for another great gag
and a great start to brighten my dayWww@Enter-QA@Com
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOL - I must try that one!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Good one!. I read it in FHM a month ago though!.
Still worth some chuckles!.
Have a star!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Still worth some chuckles!.
Have a star!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Dang that clock!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
they dont want other people to no that they r marriedWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahahahahahahahahaha
smoothWww@Enter-QA@Com
smoothWww@Enter-QA@Com
Hilarious, thanks for the laugh!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol wow not tht great!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i liked your story!.!.!.an "A" for you!Www@Enter-QA@Com
that's funny :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
I was going to say because the chain only lets them go as far as the bedroom and kitchen !.!.!.!. in that order lol
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HA-HA! true story or a joke!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
ROTFLMFAO!.!. I love it!.!. that has got to be one of the best I have heard today!. You definitely get a star for that one, wish I could give you more!. That was bloody brilliant!.!.!.
KEEP UP THE GREAT WORK!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
KEEP UP THE GREAT WORK!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Excellent, star 4 uWww@Enter-QA@Com
ahaha that was cuteWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha i am married and i always go out!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
very goodWww@Enter-QA@Com
u just made my dayyWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha brilliant thanksWww@Enter-QA@Com
well done i like that i will tell my wife !.!. ha ha ha !.!.he he!.he!.!. ha ha ha a starWww@Enter-QA@Com
NOW STOP IT 'Megan' Women Don't LIE!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
omg!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Brilliant!. Nearly peed in my pants!. Very funny and who cares if you lied to your husband as long as the night out was worth it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
my s/o is so sweet he just tells me to call if i need to be bailed out of jail!! now that's a man!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
Lmao, thats too funny!! haha!. Love it!Www@Enter-QA@Com
brilliant!! you've just made my night! I'm laughing that much my sides are splitting, oh stop it its hurting!.
sorry about that was there a question within that joke cause I've forgotten what it was!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
sorry about that was there a question within that joke cause I've forgotten what it was!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahahahahaha and ha whewWww@Enter-QA@Com
nice!instead of saying midnight just say around midnight!works better!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I cant believe you lied to your husband!. You should have been honest!. He knows the truth, he was just seeing if you would be honest and you clearly failed that testWww@Enter-QA@Com