Wat nationality are u {joke}?!
Question: Wat nationality are u {joke}!?
A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is an American!.
She asks her students to raise their hands if they were American too!.
Not really knowing why but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like flashy fireworks!.
There is, however, one exception!. A girl named Kristen has not gone along with the crowd!.
The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different!.
"Because I am not an American!."
"Then", asks the teacher, "What are you!?"
"I'm a proud Canadian," boasts the little girl!.
The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red!. She asks Kristen why she is a Canadian!.
"Well, my mom and dad are Canadians, so I'm a Canadian too!."
The teacher is now angry!. "That's no reason," she says loudly!. "What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron!. What would you be then!?"
A pause, and a smile!. "Then," says Kristen, "I'd be an American!.
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She asks her students to raise their hands if they were American too!.
Not really knowing why but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like flashy fireworks!.
There is, however, one exception!. A girl named Kristen has not gone along with the crowd!.
The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different!.
"Because I am not an American!."
"Then", asks the teacher, "What are you!?"
"I'm a proud Canadian," boasts the little girl!.
The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red!. She asks Kristen why she is a Canadian!.
"Well, my mom and dad are Canadians, so I'm a Canadian too!."
The teacher is now angry!. "That's no reason," she says loudly!. "What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron!. What would you be then!?"
A pause, and a smile!. "Then," says Kristen, "I'd be an American!.
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Answers:
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LOL! Good one!
Here's a joke:
Two women met for the first time since graduating from high school!. One asked the other, "You were always so organized in school!. Did you manage to live a well planned life!?"
"Yes," said her friend!. "My first marriage was to a millionaire; my second marriage was to an actor; my third marriage was to a preacher; and now I'm married to an undertaker!."
Her friend asked, "Are you kidding!! What in the world does that many marriages have to do with a well planned life!?"
"One for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go!"
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Here's a joke:
Two women met for the first time since graduating from high school!. One asked the other, "You were always so organized in school!. Did you manage to live a well planned life!?"
"Yes," said her friend!. "My first marriage was to a millionaire; my second marriage was to an actor; my third marriage was to a preacher; and now I'm married to an undertaker!."
Her friend asked, "Are you kidding!! What in the world does that many marriages have to do with a well planned life!?"
"One for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go!"
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LOL! i thought you were going to say she replied: well then i would be a teacher!.
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that cute i tell it a kid get on the bus!. but same thing still cute!.Www@Enter-QA@Com