Are horses this bad?!
Question: Are horses this bad!?
Cute one!.
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A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no
lessons or prior experience!. She mounts the horse, unassisted, and the
horse immediately springs into motion!.
It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to
slip from the saddle!. In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but
cannot seem to get a firm grip!. She tries to throw her arms around the
horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway!. The
horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider!.
Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from
the horse and throw herself to safety!. Unfortunately, her foot has
become entangled in the stirrup!. She is now at the mercy of the horse's
pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over!.
As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away
from unconsciousness, when, to her great fortune!.!.!.!.
Frank, the Walmart greeter, sees her dilemma and unplugs the horse!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
STAR AND PASS THIS ALONG TO ALL YOUR BLONDE FRIENDS FOR A GREAT LAUGH!.
Sandy :O)
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no
lessons or prior experience!. She mounts the horse, unassisted, and the
horse immediately springs into motion!.
It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to
slip from the saddle!. In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but
cannot seem to get a firm grip!. She tries to throw her arms around the
horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway!. The
horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider!.
Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from
the horse and throw herself to safety!. Unfortunately, her foot has
become entangled in the stirrup!. She is now at the mercy of the horse's
pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over!.
As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away
from unconsciousness, when, to her great fortune!.!.!.!.
Frank, the Walmart greeter, sees her dilemma and unplugs the horse!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
HAHA thats y i dont own any horseWww@Enter-QA@Com
heheWww@Enter-QA@Com
LMFAO! that's hilarious!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Last time I heard this one (yesterday) it was David Beckham on the horse and his wife (whats-her-name) unplugged itWww@Enter-QA@Com
LMAO!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ha HA HA this is SOOO Funny i mean seriously i almost fell out of my chair LOL not really but kind of LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
HahahahhhahahahWww@Enter-QA@Com
The horse must have been startled by a dust bunny that rolled across his feet!. Poor lady must have beees scared out of her wits!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
omg!.
thats adorable!Www@Enter-QA@Com
thats adorable!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Made me laugh!.!.!.thanks!!! :)Www@Enter-QA@Com