The Landlords dog dies?!
Question: The landlord is really upset
Rover you have been a good and faithful dog to me
and I need something to remind me of you
so the landlord removes Rovers tail as a keepsake
Upon trying to enter heaven St Peter says to Rover
I'm sorry but you can't come in unless your complete
So Rover goes back down to earth at midnight
appears to the Landlord and asks for his tail back
the Landlord replies
I'm so sorry Rover
You know the law
I cant retail spirits after 11 pm
Answers: The landlord is really upset
Rover you have been a good and faithful dog to me
and I need something to remind me of you
so the landlord removes Rovers tail as a keepsake
Upon trying to enter heaven St Peter says to Rover
I'm sorry but you can't come in unless your complete
So Rover goes back down to earth at midnight
appears to the Landlord and asks for his tail back
the Landlord replies
I'm so sorry Rover
You know the law
I cant retail spirits after 11 pm
I don't get it.... i mean i get it... but at the same time i dont
hahaha lol
great...
I think you should make him a ccard with some junk like that and then you could say sorry and all that mushy stuff.And just keep going on
after having parent owning a shop i get it lolololol
No way am I going to get my tail cut off
Very good
great joke thanks
LOL! Good one!