A 96 year old man goes to his Doctors and ask for Viagra?!
Question: He says to the Doc
" can I have 6 tablets and can the be cut in to quarters please"?
The doc says
"But a quarter won't give you a full erection"
The old man replies
"I'm 96 I don't need an erection! I just need it to stick out far enough to stop me peeing on me slippers"!
Answers: He says to the Doc
" can I have 6 tablets and can the be cut in to quarters please"?
The doc says
"But a quarter won't give you a full erection"
The old man replies
"I'm 96 I don't need an erection! I just need it to stick out far enough to stop me peeing on me slippers"!
let me guess are u the 96 yr old man ???
jokes
Very funny
haha thats a good one
Heard it before..Its good though..
funny ha ha
LOL, i have to show this to my friends, did you come up with that?
Viagra does not create an erection, it merely provides the wherewithal if you are aroused - no arousal, no erection. I really hate jokes based on misconceptions.
Geez Boris! LOL
Geez Lulu! ROFL
96 year old man goes to Doctors and says "I want my sex drive lowering."
The Doctor says "You're 96!!! Its all in your head"
And the man says "I know ...and I want it lower down"
disgustingly funny:D:D:D
good one ..have a star *
cheaper to go to the pub and ask for a stiff one
ha ha
Yes good one!!!