Would you kill this doctor for this...? I would.?!
Question: A man visits his doctor.
"I think I have a problem, doc," said the patient. "One of my balls has turned blue."
The doctor examined the man briefly and concluded the patient would die if they didn't have his testicle removed.
"Are you crazy?!" exclaimed the patient, "How could I let you do such a thing to me?"
"Do you want to die?" asked the doctor rhetorically, and the patient had to agree to have his testicle removed. But two weeks after the operation, he came back.
"Doc, I don't know how to say this, but the other ball has turned blue too."
Again, the doctor told him that if he wants to live, his other testicle must be cut off too. And again, the man was very reluctant. "Hey, do you want to die?" asked the doc, and the patient had to agree to the operation.
But, about two weeks after being testicle-less, he returned to the doctor. "I think something is very wrong with me. My penis is now completely blue."
After briefly examining the patient once again, the doc gives him the bad news.
Answers: A man visits his doctor.
"I think I have a problem, doc," said the patient. "One of my balls has turned blue."
The doctor examined the man briefly and concluded the patient would die if they didn't have his testicle removed.
"Are you crazy?!" exclaimed the patient, "How could I let you do such a thing to me?"
"Do you want to die?" asked the doctor rhetorically, and the patient had to agree to have his testicle removed. But two weeks after the operation, he came back.
"Doc, I don't know how to say this, but the other ball has turned blue too."
Again, the doctor told him that if he wants to live, his other testicle must be cut off too. And again, the man was very reluctant. "Hey, do you want to die?" asked the doc, and the patient had to agree to the operation.
But, about two weeks after being testicle-less, he returned to the doctor. "I think something is very wrong with me. My penis is now completely blue."
After briefly examining the patient once again, the doc gives him the bad news.
hahahahahah that was a good one !!!! =]
OHH LOL
star
ummmm, not the best
Haha
lol thats funny
Groan - I think the doctor would also have no manhood left if that was my husband!
Good laugh. X
OMG!!! That's really funny!
A guy walks into the docter's and says, "Doc, my penis is orange!"
Doctor, "Have you been eating Cheetos while watching porn again?"
Lol, I'm starring this.
if i was a dude i'd kill him too
As the WIFE I would kill that doctor!
Thanks for this! ^-^
:-) i like
hahaha
One word describes that joke: Qual-i-tay!
thanks for the laugh.oxo
Lots of smiles with that one. Great. A blue star is heading your way.