I got a joke...?!
Question: A gay man, a smoker, and an alcoholic go to a fortune teller. The fortune teller says they will die the next time they indulge in their habits.
Low and behold, the alcoholic couldn't take it anymore. He drank a beer and dropped stone cold.
The next day, the homosexual and the smoker were walking down the street and the smoker sees a cigarette butt. He's about to bend over and grab it when the gay man says, "Don't do it! If you bend over, we're both screwed!"
Answers: A gay man, a smoker, and an alcoholic go to a fortune teller. The fortune teller says they will die the next time they indulge in their habits.
Low and behold, the alcoholic couldn't take it anymore. He drank a beer and dropped stone cold.
The next day, the homosexual and the smoker were walking down the street and the smoker sees a cigarette butt. He's about to bend over and grab it when the gay man says, "Don't do it! If you bend over, we're both screwed!"
Hahahaha! LOVE IT!!!! Nice job! ^o^
Haha!, excellent, very good..........
That was really interesting... I personally don't like it. I mean I get it, but it's not really that funny. Sorry.
haha
That is not only a veeeeery old joke it's not at all funny. In addition to which it's homophobic.
Very amusing! have a star!
haha ...did you make this up, pretty good..just watch who you say it around
Ohhhh. I get it HA-HA. Good one. Have a star!!!
that was cute thanx for posting.
lol
haha. STAR 4 u
soooooooo funny!!!!
LOL............