10 point for the wittiest answer??!
Question: Where d0es the wind come from?
Answers: Where d0es the wind come from?
URANUS ?
the wind truthfully comes out of my sisters a$$ after shes had a curry and a hangover.. No truer answer.
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If you want to be really rude, you can say "your butt."
The politicians
Um...I can't think of anything witty right now, but this is what I thought as a little kid:
I used to think that people waaay over on the other side of the world had giant fans. I pictured a lot of Chinese people standing next to giant fans as I felt the wind outside.
When God feels bit too hot he turns on the ceiling fan in his office, where the earth is located, hence wind......
The space between her ears...and the gap in her teeth
Mouse farts in the Yukon
A mouse eats too many seeds, then he cuts one, causing the hawk to miss him and hit the ground. The hawk scares a fox that runs away toward a caribou herd. The caribou start running pushing a buffer of air before them. It is cold air, it pushes the warm southern air causing wind.
By the way, the mouses name was El Nino.
samandur baba
he is a big man and live under water
when he farts, wind comes
:D
my dad's behind! he made one so loud it shook the dishes in the cupboards!
wind is evaperated water that moves through the sky
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Your mouth.
Kansas
Your butt =)
Those seven stale potato chips on your desk.
42. or
I don't know about all wind but with the amount of hot air blowing from you I would have to say that you at least are a primary contributing factor just behind (insert their favorite politician or public figure). i.e. Hillary.
Next yell at the top of your lungs " STOP TALKING, GLOBAL WARMING IS BAD ENOUGH!!!"
A windmill.
Mother Nature when she burps.
rosy O'donnell