What kind of poo do you do? stars please!! and pick one?!
Question: Ghost Poo:
You know you've pooed. There's poo on the toilet paper, but not in the
toilet. Where is it?
Teflon Poo:
So slick and easy you don't even feel it. No trace of poo on the
toilet paper. You have to look in the toilet to be sure you did it.
Goo Poo:
This has the consistency of hot tar. You wipe twelve times and you
still don't come clean. You end up putting toilet paper in your
underwear so you don't soil it. Permanent skid marks are left in the
toilet.
Second Thoughts Poo:
You're all done wiping and about to stand up when you realise...
there's more to come.
Pop a Vein in Your Forehead Poo:
This is the kind of poo that killed Elvis. It doesn't want to come out
until you're all sweaty, trembling, and purple from straining so hard.
Weight Watchers Poo:
You poo so much you lose several pounds.
Right Now Poo:
You'd better be within thirty seconds of a toilet. You burn rubber to
get there and it usually gets its head out before you can get your
pants down.
King Kong Poo:
This one is so big you think it won't go down the toilet unless you
break it into smaller chunks. A wire coat hanger usually works well.
This kind of poo usually happens when you're at someone else's house.
Cork Poo:
Also known as "floaters." Even after the third flush it's still there,
floating in the bowl. My God! How do I get rid of it?
Wet Cheeks Poo:
This poo hits the water sideways and makes a bigger splash than the
launching of the QE2, soaking your starfish.
Wish Poo:
You sit there all cramped up and fart a few times, but no poo.
Cement Block Poo:
You wish you'd got a spinal block before you pooed.
Snake Poo:
This poo is fairly soft, about as thick as your thumb and at least
three feet long.
Morning After Poo:
Happens the day after the night before. Normally your poo doesn't
smell that bad, but THIS one... Usually you're at someone else's house
(normally a girl you're trying to impress) and they're waiting outside
to use the bathroom.
Mexican Food Poo:
Also called "screamers." You know it's safe to eat again when your bum
stops burning.
Boo Hoo Poo:
Makes you cry with pain and wonder whether your should risk the
stitches or go for the fuller figure.
Answers: Ghost Poo:
You know you've pooed. There's poo on the toilet paper, but not in the
toilet. Where is it?
Teflon Poo:
So slick and easy you don't even feel it. No trace of poo on the
toilet paper. You have to look in the toilet to be sure you did it.
Goo Poo:
This has the consistency of hot tar. You wipe twelve times and you
still don't come clean. You end up putting toilet paper in your
underwear so you don't soil it. Permanent skid marks are left in the
toilet.
Second Thoughts Poo:
You're all done wiping and about to stand up when you realise...
there's more to come.
Pop a Vein in Your Forehead Poo:
This is the kind of poo that killed Elvis. It doesn't want to come out
until you're all sweaty, trembling, and purple from straining so hard.
Weight Watchers Poo:
You poo so much you lose several pounds.
Right Now Poo:
You'd better be within thirty seconds of a toilet. You burn rubber to
get there and it usually gets its head out before you can get your
pants down.
King Kong Poo:
This one is so big you think it won't go down the toilet unless you
break it into smaller chunks. A wire coat hanger usually works well.
This kind of poo usually happens when you're at someone else's house.
Cork Poo:
Also known as "floaters." Even after the third flush it's still there,
floating in the bowl. My God! How do I get rid of it?
Wet Cheeks Poo:
This poo hits the water sideways and makes a bigger splash than the
launching of the QE2, soaking your starfish.
Wish Poo:
You sit there all cramped up and fart a few times, but no poo.
Cement Block Poo:
You wish you'd got a spinal block before you pooed.
Snake Poo:
This poo is fairly soft, about as thick as your thumb and at least
three feet long.
Morning After Poo:
Happens the day after the night before. Normally your poo doesn't
smell that bad, but THIS one... Usually you're at someone else's house
(normally a girl you're trying to impress) and they're waiting outside
to use the bathroom.
Mexican Food Poo:
Also called "screamers." You know it's safe to eat again when your bum
stops burning.
Boo Hoo Poo:
Makes you cry with pain and wonder whether your should risk the
stitches or go for the fuller figure.
Well I won't admit to nothing, but that was really funny - thanks for making me laugh!.............
Ooookay Ewwww lol
Okay wish poo
Wish Poo
ok, I'm officially grossed out.
but I always feel much better after crapping a kong.
teflon lol
that was pretty good
i starred it
youre such a bad girl....
geez i wish it was weight watchers poo. if it was id be hawking down laxatives all day
king kong poo!!!!! then after that is over you feel so releaved!!!!
Absolutely disgusting but yet amazingly funny and true at the same time!
Weight Watchers Poo. Wow, somebody is veryyyy creative.
Here's a song I wrote this morning:
When your sitting on the john all the toilet papers gone
Be a man use your hand
Diarrhea... Yumm that tasts good!... diarrhea
When your butt is fat
And you have a cat
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Pack it up pack it in
Don't let the crappin begin
Binding Problems!!
When your sitting in the office and your
Poop begins to feel the softest
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
When your at home and need a parp
But when you do it feels sooo sharp
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
Strainin' and a-stressin'
But my drawers I won't be messin'
Constipation..It won't come out..constipation
Diarrhea, diarrhea, what a crock!
At least it don't come out in a block!
Diarrhea...Dam, them corners hurt... diarrhea
When your Stomach reallly Hurts
You're bound to get the SQUIRTZ!
Diarrhea... squirt, squirt, squirt... diarrhea
When you've got a stuck poop and can't let out the goop
Squeeze with might and hold on tight
Diarrhea... it's comin'... diarrhea
When you push with all your might,
But your a ss is clenched to tight.
Diarrhea... push...push... diarrhea.
When straining on a heavy load
Pop the cork, and then explode
Diarrhea...Pop...Blurp... diarrhea
When you think its constipation
You'll feel a funny sensation
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
When you constipated
And your poop is out dated
Diarrhea... cha cha cha... diarrhea
wish or goo poo lol