Why men pee standing up?!
Question: Seems God was just about done creating the universe, but he had two extra things left in his bag of creations, so he decided to split them between Adam and Eve. He told the couple that one of the things he had to give away was the ability to stand up while urinating.
"It's a very handy thing", God told the couple, "I was wondering if either one of you wanted that very ability."
Adam jumped up and blurted, "Oh, give that to me! I'd love to be able to do that! It seems a sort of thing a man should do. Oh please, oh please, oh please, let me have that ability. It'd be so great! When I'm working in the garden or naming the animals, I could just stand there and let it fly. It'd be so cool, I could write my name in the sand. Oh please God, let it be me who you give that gift to, let me stand and pee, oh please..."
On and on he went like an excited little boy who had to pee. Eve just smiled and told God that if Adam really wanted that so badly, that he should have it. It seemed to be the sort of thing that would make him happy and she really wouldn't mind if Adam were the one given this ability.
And so Adam was given the ability to urinate while in a vertical position. He was happy and did celebrate by wetting down the bark on the tree nearest him, laughing with delight all the while.
"Fine," God said looking back into his bag of leftovers. "What's left here? Oh yes, brains...."
Answers: Seems God was just about done creating the universe, but he had two extra things left in his bag of creations, so he decided to split them between Adam and Eve. He told the couple that one of the things he had to give away was the ability to stand up while urinating.
"It's a very handy thing", God told the couple, "I was wondering if either one of you wanted that very ability."
Adam jumped up and blurted, "Oh, give that to me! I'd love to be able to do that! It seems a sort of thing a man should do. Oh please, oh please, oh please, let me have that ability. It'd be so great! When I'm working in the garden or naming the animals, I could just stand there and let it fly. It'd be so cool, I could write my name in the sand. Oh please God, let it be me who you give that gift to, let me stand and pee, oh please..."
On and on he went like an excited little boy who had to pee. Eve just smiled and told God that if Adam really wanted that so badly, that he should have it. It seemed to be the sort of thing that would make him happy and she really wouldn't mind if Adam were the one given this ability.
And so Adam was given the ability to urinate while in a vertical position. He was happy and did celebrate by wetting down the bark on the tree nearest him, laughing with delight all the while.
"Fine," God said looking back into his bag of leftovers. "What's left here? Oh yes, brains...."
ha!!!
lol, so tellin my boyfriend and my five brothers this joke
hahahahaha, the other version was multiple orgasms
Cuz they do! ask god maybe? he did the all world. lol
did not read your question,but the answer is because its more economical
OMG LOL
now THAT was funny!!
i loved it, and it also explains a lot of things....lol
haha ohhhh.. XD
LOL, I wasn't expecting that.
Yes and after generations of practice they still piss on the floor around the lav!!
Yes with brains you realise that if you pee standing up your shoes get wet!
I would agree with that.
It obviously takes brains to lift the toilet seat !
brilliant joke thanks
lol
hahahaha brilliant
Funny! 100!
HAHAHA man dat wuz FUNNY...dat explains SOO many things!!! lol... =]]
lmao
that is truthfully one of the funniest things ive heard for along time
great story!
but there are some guys who got both
:P
like me hahah *everybody laugh*
haha
yea thanks for the laugh bud
Is this a question ? I mean isn't that obvious?
LOL
love it
Ha ha ha ha........good one.