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Question: Hillary is taking a stroll when she comes upon a little girl carrying a basket with a blanket over it. Curious. HIllary asks the girl, "What's in the basket?"
She replies, "New baby kittens," and she opens the basket to show her.
"How nice," says Hillary. "What kind are they?" The little girl says, "Democrats."
Hillary smiles, pats the little girl on the head and continues on.
Three weeks later, Hillary is taking another stroll, this time with Bill.
They see the little girl again with the same basket. Hillary says, "Watch this, Bill; it's really cute." They approach the little girl.
Hillary greets the little girl and asks how the kittens are doing, and she says, "Fine."
Then, smirking, she nudges Bill with his elbow and asks the little girl, "And can you tell us what kind of kittens they are?" She replies, "Republicans"
Abashed, Hillary says, "But three weeks ago you said they were Democrats!"
"I know," she says. "But now their eyes are open
Answers: Hillary is taking a stroll when she comes upon a little girl carrying a basket with a blanket over it. Curious. HIllary asks the girl, "What's in the basket?"
She replies, "New baby kittens," and she opens the basket to show her.
"How nice," says Hillary. "What kind are they?" The little girl says, "Democrats."
Hillary smiles, pats the little girl on the head and continues on.
Three weeks later, Hillary is taking another stroll, this time with Bill.
They see the little girl again with the same basket. Hillary says, "Watch this, Bill; it's really cute." They approach the little girl.
Hillary greets the little girl and asks how the kittens are doing, and she says, "Fine."
Then, smirking, she nudges Bill with his elbow and asks the little girl, "And can you tell us what kind of kittens they are?" She replies, "Republicans"
Abashed, Hillary says, "But three weeks ago you said they were Democrats!"
"I know," she says. "But now their eyes are open
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Thanks for the Tuesday evening chuckle, I was busting a gut when I read the punchline. I really didn't predict that for the ending.
zilly
sooooo very true and thanks for the laugh
Lol.
Cute Joke :)
Star for you!
ohhhh snap im gonna use that one lol
Works for me.
lmoa..xx..?
I love this joke. Surprise ending. Did not see it coming. Star for you.
As are most Americans ,and This American sure wishes they would give us someone we can vote for instead of only people we have to vote against, as we have had to do for the past twenty four years
So funny. I wonder if that joke would work the other way around. (If George Bush was taking a stroll).