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Question: No,wrong one!A pregnant woman gets in a car wreck.She was pregnant with twins.She was in a coma for several months and when she came to she asked the doctor what happened to her babies.The doctor assured her they were just fine and that her brother had them.So she called her brother and he told her the twins were a boy and a girl.She asked with impatient excitement what he had named the children.He said "I named the girl Danice".She asked what he named the boy.He said "Danephew"...giggles!Have you heard that one?
Answers: No,wrong one!A pregnant woman gets in a car wreck.She was pregnant with twins.She was in a coma for several months and when she came to she asked the doctor what happened to her babies.The doctor assured her they were just fine and that her brother had them.So she called her brother and he told her the twins were a boy and a girl.She asked with impatient excitement what he had named the children.He said "I named the girl Danice".She asked what he named the boy.He said "Danephew"...giggles!Have you heard that one?
No and again so funny thanks
Yes, lol
yes, heard it before, but still funny.
lol
yes lolz
old...but FUNNY!
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lol
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yes lol
haha
That was sooooooooo cute!!...lol
I do believe they are suppose to be Italian.
Ya gotta get da accent r'ght.
Ya know!
Hey Tony, Wa'ja name my kids?
Mary Teresa, wa'ja think I named them, the girl is Denice,
da little man, Danephew
Nope, Thanks for sharing it. Now I can say I have heard it!!
It was really funny too!!!
LOL
no i never hear that one
but that was hillarious
I have heard it before, but it always makes me laugh!
Heard it long time ago.
By the way, you got it wrong, I think. I heard it with "Denise" and "Denephew."
Yep, but it is still funny!