I need a good comeback!?!
Question: My guy friend and I joke around (not interested in him) and he recently told me that if I died he wouldn't care. I need a witty comeback pronto!
Answers: My guy friend and I joke around (not interested in him) and he recently told me that if I died he wouldn't care. I need a witty comeback pronto!
1) “100,000 sperm and you were the fastest?”
2) “You’re depriving some poor village of its idiot.”
3) “Save your breath- you’ll need it to blow up the only date you’ll get tonight.”
4) “If I throw a stick, will you leave?”
5) “I can’t be your type- I’m not inflatable.”
Then when you die ima piss on you.
If I valued your opinion that might bother me.
Tell him he wouldn't need to cause if you died you'd take him with you!!
Talk to the left hand coz u aint right!
I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed man.
1.mock him or say the same thing (duh)
2.laugh hell be confused and u made him salty
I'm going out with your dad.
That would burn him so badly.
1) there's nothing right in ur left brain and there's nothing left in ur right brain.
2) u wouldnot be saying this if u saw how i bang yo moma
3)don't you love nature? despite all that it has done to u?
4) if i had a face like urs, i would sue my parents.
5) dey say rain makes all things beautiful, the trees and de flowers for example, no wonder it does'nt rain on u.
6) it is absolutely degrading of me to engaged in a battle of wits and words with an unarmed man.
Ask if he has a big wee wee, if he says yes, ask him to spit it out, it ain't his.
Ask if his dad whacked off in a flower pot, he sure raised a blooming idiot.