Is this the funniest joke ever?!
Question: One day a little boy goes to his Mother and asks her, "Mom, do honies have legs?"
The Mother replies, "Why are you asking me this?" to which the little boy answers,
"Because every night when I go to bed, I hear Dad say 'Honey, open your legs' "
Answers: One day a little boy goes to his Mother and asks her, "Mom, do honies have legs?"
The Mother replies, "Why are you asking me this?" to which the little boy answers,
"Because every night when I go to bed, I hear Dad say 'Honey, open your legs' "
its funny
the funniest one is that one in which
the hunter calls 911
he says his friend is injured and might even be dead
they say, go check, make sure he is dead if you think so
then they hear a gunshot
then he says , now he is dead, what now?
UMM. No.
erm nooooooooo
lol
it was pretty funny
no thats sick yuck
No its not the funniest joke ever. pretty crap actually :)
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sureee duhh like sweet niblets!!!!!!!!
no
wats honies????
Um, no.
Yo mun! looool...
drity and lame. sorry
Errrr....oooooooooooooook!
no this is =]
Bob goes into the public rest room and sees this guy standing next to the urinal. The guy has no arms.
As Bob's standing there, taking care of business, he wonders to himself how the poor wretch is going to take a leak.
Bob finishes and starts to leave when the man asks Bob to help him out.
Being a kind soul, Bob says, "Ah, OK, sure, I'll help you."
The man asks, "Can you unzip my zipper?" Bob says, "OK."
Then the man says, "Can you pull it out for me?" Bob replies, "Uh, yeah, OK."
Bob pulls it out and it has all kinds of mold and red bumps, with hair clumps, rashes, moles, scabs, scars, and reeks something awful.
Then the guy asks Bob to point it for him, and Bob points for him. Bob then shakes it, puts it back in and zips it up.
The guy tells Bob, "Thanks, man, I really appreciate it."
Bob says, "No problem, but what the hell's wrong with your penis?"
The guy pulls his arms out of his shirt and says, "I don't know, but I ain't touching it."
hahahah! i love it.
no....
its really kinda wrong
Not really but it's pretty funny.
no.It's not the funniest.But it is funny.
it was ok
Eh... Not really.
The 'poor boy' did not know that when there is a will there is a way
even not opening the legs ....of the honey!!
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.ok
no
no, it's not even a little funny!
umm.........