Milking it?!
Question: A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in.
The doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight and found it somewhat below normal. The doctor asked if the baby was breast fed or bottle fed.
"Breast fed," the woman replied.
"Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor asked. She did. He pressed, kneaded, rolled, cupped, and pinched both breasts in a detailed, rigorously thorough examination.
Motioning for her to get dressed he said, "No wonder this baby is under weight! You don't have any milk."
"I know," she said, "I'm his grandmother, but I'm glad I came."
Answers: A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in.
The doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight and found it somewhat below normal. The doctor asked if the baby was breast fed or bottle fed.
"Breast fed," the woman replied.
"Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor asked. She did. He pressed, kneaded, rolled, cupped, and pinched both breasts in a detailed, rigorously thorough examination.
Motioning for her to get dressed he said, "No wonder this baby is under weight! You don't have any milk."
"I know," she said, "I'm his grandmother, but I'm glad I came."
oh my god...u are simply gr8...wonderful yaar....it was a brilliant joke ..........i really loved it...STAR FOR U...
lol
ewwwww. Old lady.
lol, ewwww!!! ha ha ha
Ew, desperate old lady.
A star for you.
:)
thats funny
Did she though?
heres a star.
lol
old woman bits gross
but very funny
*****
haha that i soo funny but soo gross lol
have a star*
Ha! I love it
lol..v naughty.........
Yes good one!!!
excellent, thats something my gran would say!!!!!!!!!!!
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