Ok here is another funny joke hope you like it??do you?!
Question: There was a guy who just got out of a really bad divorce with his wife. One day, he found a genie's lamp.
The genie came out and said, "Hello master. I will grant you three wishes but, what ever you wish for your wife gets double."
The guy didn't like that part but he made a wish anyway. For his first wish, he said,
"Genie, I want a house in Hawaii." POOF!!! He got one house, his wife got two. This didn't make him happy but, he made his second wish.
"Genie,I want 2 billion dollars." POOF! He got two billion, his wife four billion. By now, this guy isn't very happy. The genie says, "You have one wish left. I have to remind you, what ever you wish for your wife gets double." The guy says, "Yeah, yeah. I know." So the guy thinks real hard and says "
I got it! Genie, beat me half to death!!"
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Answers: There was a guy who just got out of a really bad divorce with his wife. One day, he found a genie's lamp.
The genie came out and said, "Hello master. I will grant you three wishes but, what ever you wish for your wife gets double."
The guy didn't like that part but he made a wish anyway. For his first wish, he said,
"Genie, I want a house in Hawaii." POOF!!! He got one house, his wife got two. This didn't make him happy but, he made his second wish.
"Genie,I want 2 billion dollars." POOF! He got two billion, his wife four billion. By now, this guy isn't very happy. The genie says, "You have one wish left. I have to remind you, what ever you wish for your wife gets double." The guy says, "Yeah, yeah. I know." So the guy thinks real hard and says "
I got it! Genie, beat me half to death!!"
GIMME A STAR!!!if you liked this joke..
oh btw you can also add me to your contacts i post jokes everydday...trying to increase my audience..
LOL!!!!THAT'S HILARIOUS!!!! LMAO!?!?! :-D
Yea it was as funny as your first time.
=D yeah
Very funny. A pleasant way to start this rainy, rainy day here in New England. By the way who would be charged with murder the guy or the Genie????
lol gd 1
1 star coming up
lol i read a couple of ur other jokes... aint too bad
ya that was cool
Messed up but very smart on his part. I'll give you a star.
good joke lol pretty funny :)
awesome!...and psst..nice way to become popular!!
that was really funny
funny!!
Nice one getting better I see....
the poor dear.
glad he aint my man.
or should I have said -wasnt- as I'd be dead, eh?
star u!
love it!!
Funny! 100!
I heard this as a blonde joke before.