How many times have you heard this one?!
Question: A rabbit came into a shop and asked, "Got any carrots?" The seller answered, "No!"
The next day the rabbit came again and asked, "Got any carrots?" The seller replied "No!"
Next day the rabbit came and asked, "Got any carrots?" The seller shouted, "No! And if you come again and ask for carrots, I'll take nails and hammer you on the wall by your ears!"
Early next morning the rabbit came back and asked, " Got any nails?" The seller answered, "No!" The rabbit asked, "Got any carrots?"
Answers: A rabbit came into a shop and asked, "Got any carrots?" The seller answered, "No!"
The next day the rabbit came again and asked, "Got any carrots?" The seller replied "No!"
Next day the rabbit came and asked, "Got any carrots?" The seller shouted, "No! And if you come again and ask for carrots, I'll take nails and hammer you on the wall by your ears!"
Early next morning the rabbit came back and asked, " Got any nails?" The seller answered, "No!" The rabbit asked, "Got any carrots?"
Thanks for being like kid's online thing. I am only ten just turned ten, but that was a pretty funny joke, made my day!!!!!! :D
i havnt herd of that. good one
well, it was fine but id rather hear funny ones, cant you post where only adults can read them??
This is cute. Sounds familiar. So now that I read it, it's been two times. Thanks. :)
-Roxanne
good joke havent heard it before
i heard it b4, but i still luv it sooo much!
I haven't heard that one before!!!
haha
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_710lIage...
this makes my second time but still funny
I have heard this one but it was about a duck asking for grapes at a bar. Your version makes a lot more sense. LOL
hahahaha funny! =D
my first time! :) lol
i havn't heard of this one. i like it. here is a star.
Funny! 100!
Never heard the rabbit one, but the one I did hear, a duck was used. Still funny. lol.
Mwuhahahahahhhahahaha!!!!!!!!
Next day the rabbit comes in and asks, "Do you have a Hammer?" The seller answers, "No.." Rabbit asks," Nails atleast?". Seller gives him a negative reply again........
And here we go again!!!!!!!!!
" Do you have any carrots, or shall I come again 2morrow????"
:-D