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Question: The latest nightclub craze is to fill a woman's vagina with vodka and drink it down in one through a straw.
The government has issued a warning on the dangers of Minge Drinking.
Did you hear about the look-a-like competition in China ?
Everybody won.
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What's the ideal weight for a mother-in-law?
About 2.3 pounds including the urn.
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I parked in a disabled space today and a traffic warden shouted to me... 'Oi, what's your disability?' I said 'Tourettes! Now f**k off you tosser'
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I said to the wife, 'I thought I saw your name on a loaf of bread today, but when I looked again it said 'Thick Cut' '
Answers: The latest nightclub craze is to fill a woman's vagina with vodka and drink it down in one through a straw.
The government has issued a warning on the dangers of Minge Drinking.
Did you hear about the look-a-like competition in China ?
Everybody won.
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What's the ideal weight for a mother-in-law?
About 2.3 pounds including the urn.
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I parked in a disabled space today and a traffic warden shouted to me... 'Oi, what's your disability?' I said 'Tourettes! Now f**k off you tosser'
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I said to the wife, 'I thought I saw your name on a loaf of bread today, but when I looked again it said 'Thick Cut' '
I love this one:
I parked in a disabled space today and a traffic warden shouted to me... 'Oi, what's your disability?' I said 'Tourettes! Now f**k off you tosser'
So so funny, thank you
hehe is funny
lol
lol love em, very funny...made me smile :)
hahahahaha those i great... keep um comin...
10/10 and a star 4u :)
funny
ok ... i laughed at the china one / the mother-in-law one, and the brother.... the others were pretty sad...
loved the bread one hadn't herd it before..thanks
all v good part from the mountin last one
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
Nice one ha ha ,,,