New Fathers?!
Question: Three new fathers-to-be were nervously pacing the waiting room floor when the nurse came in and said to one, “congratulations, you’re the father of twins.” “Terrific,” said the new father, “what a coincidence, I’m a player for the Minnesota Twins baseball team.”
A little later the nurse came in again and announced to the second father, “Congratulations, you’re the father of triplets.” “What a coincidence,” shouted the new father, “I work for the 3-M Company.”
At this moment of jubilation, the third father-to-be promptly fainted. When the nurse finally revived the poor fellow, she asked. “What’s the matter?” The soon to be father’s reply was, “Quick get me out of here, I work for 7- up.
Answers: Three new fathers-to-be were nervously pacing the waiting room floor when the nurse came in and said to one, “congratulations, you’re the father of twins.” “Terrific,” said the new father, “what a coincidence, I’m a player for the Minnesota Twins baseball team.”
A little later the nurse came in again and announced to the second father, “Congratulations, you’re the father of triplets.” “What a coincidence,” shouted the new father, “I work for the 3-M Company.”
At this moment of jubilation, the third father-to-be promptly fainted. When the nurse finally revived the poor fellow, she asked. “What’s the matter?” The soon to be father’s reply was, “Quick get me out of here, I work for 7- up.
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Hey 25 ? Scotland ? ................. There's a coincidence
I'm a Scot and used to be 25 ...........errrrr 21yrs ago ; )
good one
Funny have a star
ha ha ha he he he made me laugh
nice one
good one XD
LOL!
cute, lol.
wow, thats hilarious! lol.
ok
omg im laughign so much and so was my friend
hahahahaha
LOL!
Perfect joke to 'break the ice' with.
:)
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LOL! Nice one!
lol!
Very good!
hahaha good one
very good...lol.*
That had me in stitches
Thanks
hahaha.......