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Question: A male elf was so paranoid about the size of his willy that he could
never work up the courage to have sex. Then one day he fell in love
with a elf nurse.
One fine evening, they went back to her place. She put on some soft
music and led him into the bedroom. Totally mortified, he told her of
his problem.
"Don't worry," She said. "I'm a nurse. I won't laugh."
Blushing the man drops his trousers. "It's OK," she said. "I've seen lots
smaller than that."
"Really?" the relieved elf asked.
She nodded. "Yes," she chuckled, "I used to work in the maternity unit."
Answers: A male elf was so paranoid about the size of his willy that he could
never work up the courage to have sex. Then one day he fell in love
with a elf nurse.
One fine evening, they went back to her place. She put on some soft
music and led him into the bedroom. Totally mortified, he told her of
his problem.
"Don't worry," She said. "I'm a nurse. I won't laugh."
Blushing the man drops his trousers. "It's OK," she said. "I've seen lots
smaller than that."
"Really?" the relieved elf asked.
She nodded. "Yes," she chuckled, "I used to work in the maternity unit."
Lol Chris,
That poor poor little elf... The new borns are the size of his..
Very very funny..
A Friend,
poppy1
Done it again got to be a STAR
thats funny lol
lol
LOL!!!!
cruel...
I'll be frank
I didn't like it much
ha ha ha!! That nurse is a complete biatch!! LMAO!
that's great humiliation..................... ha ha ha
poor elf- great one though
poor guy!!
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
Oh I dont know if its poor elfie or poor nursie!!
LOL!!!!
:)
lol
LMAO!
lol Blow to his ego for sure!