Alcohol joke..?!
Question: To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine.. and those who don't.
As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of S**T.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service. :D
Answers: To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine.. and those who don't.
As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of S**T.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service. :D
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Cheers
thankyou.
i knew i was drinking for a good reason. i feel so much better now, cheers mate!
Intresting and funny, your a real card!
thank you
But why is the rum gone???
lol
Ace material,,ha ha ha ,,,,
Ha ha ha.!!!
That is Excellent.!!!
10/10.!!!
Another reason is fish F*** in water, lol.!!!
Cheers for a laugh.!!
hehehehehehe! Awesome! lolz
At our dinner and dance (Prom to all the US members) our head of year asked my friend if he wanted a drink. By this point my friend was very drunk and just needed a glass of water, so he asked if he could just grab him a glass while he went to get drinks for the others. To which our head of year replied (later found in a gutter drunk as a skunk btw) 'Don't drink water, fish f**k in it!'
brilliant.
HAHA,LOL