One of the best so far?!
Question: A woman and her little girl were visitng the grave of the little girl's grandmother. On their way through the cemetery back to the car, the little girl asked, "Mommy, do they ever bury two people in the same grave?"
"Of course not, dear." replied the mother, "Why would you think that?"
"The tombstone back there said 'Here lies a lawyer and an honest man.'"
Answers: A woman and her little girl were visitng the grave of the little girl's grandmother. On their way through the cemetery back to the car, the little girl asked, "Mommy, do they ever bury two people in the same grave?"
"Of course not, dear." replied the mother, "Why would you think that?"
"The tombstone back there said 'Here lies a lawyer and an honest man.'"
Sorry, I didn't find that funny.
HA ha ha very funny nice 1 get a star
haha really good.
It'd be profound for a little girl to understand that most adults consider lawyers to have a dishonest streak about them, it'd only work if it were lisa simpson.
good one
nah, too dry, no-one cares that much that laweys are lying fools (not all the time) (and im sure some people care, just not everyone) therefore making it the subject of joke doest work to well.
ha!! good one!!! i get it!!
very funny have to tell my friend that one hes a lawyer.
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
It's OK but I like this one better. What's the difference between a catfish and a lawyer? Ones a scum sucking bottom feeder and the others a fish.
hee hee funnyyy
Brilliant
good 1
Honestly i will not say best one,but good one.
awwwwwww thats funny and sad but wow!!!