Three old men are sitting in their retirement home
Jack says he has the same problem and it wasn't this way when he was young.
Alfred looks at them both with a sad look on his face and says, I go for a cr*p and p*ss at 7 O clock every morning regular as clockwork.
Bob and Jack both look puzzled and ask him why then does he look so sad?
Alfred sighs and says, Because I don't wake up until 8.30.
Answers: Bob says, no matter what I do I just can't go to the toilet. I've tried laxatives, prunes and cabbage water. I'm really suffering.
Jack says he has the same problem and it wasn't this way when he was young.
Alfred looks at them both with a sad look on his face and says, I go for a cr*p and p*ss at 7 O clock every morning regular as clockwork.
Bob and Jack both look puzzled and ask him why then does he look so sad?
Alfred sighs and says, Because I don't wake up until 8.30.
TOO funny!!!!!!! ROFLMAO!! Thanks for the laugh tonight, I needed that.....
I have not heard this one before. Made me crack up!!!
LMAO...that's great...I love it. Thanks for the laugh.
funny
Um jr, look to the right of your screen. As you can see this is the JOKES AND RIDDLES SECTION.
ahahahahaha.....that's funny. but JR this section belongs to jokes and riddles, do you understand those words?
You have a 14" penis!!!????
that was hilarious a star for you
Thanks for the laugh. Loved the joke!!
hahahaha bleach baby! it cleans, and disinfects. how awesome. lol, good one. ive heard it before, but you can still have a star...
Brilliant, 10/10
Very funny Mungbean
So sad, but I don't see a question. Thought this was questions and answers. Do you want to know an answer to a question or just publish a joke? I liked this one anyway even if there was no question.