A total Hare Raiser?!
Question: Tom was driving home from work when i acidentally run over a hare.
He gets out and notices that the hare is just alive but in a lot of pain so he heads to his car to run back over it to put it out of its misery when a guy yells 'Stop!'
Tom does so and stops and waits while the second guy,Matthew, walks over towards him and then watchs as Matthew pours a lotion onto the hare an t he hare jumps up and bounces off.Then Tom notices the hare keeps turning round and waving at them.
Tom then says to Matthew 'Whats your job?'
Matthew: 'A Baber'
Tom: 'So what did you use on that hare?'
Matthew: 'Oh a lotion for uplifting hair with a permanent wave'
Answers: Tom was driving home from work when i acidentally run over a hare.
He gets out and notices that the hare is just alive but in a lot of pain so he heads to his car to run back over it to put it out of its misery when a guy yells 'Stop!'
Tom does so and stops and waits while the second guy,Matthew, walks over towards him and then watchs as Matthew pours a lotion onto the hare an t he hare jumps up and bounces off.Then Tom notices the hare keeps turning round and waving at them.
Tom then says to Matthew 'Whats your job?'
Matthew: 'A Baber'
Tom: 'So what did you use on that hare?'
Matthew: 'Oh a lotion for uplifting hair with a permanent wave'
A dear old friend of mine told me that one before he died, he was the only one I knew that knew that Joke ,, I was happy to see it again
But his ending was he sprayed the hare with a permanent wave!
I star you its been ten yrs since I heard that one,,ha ha
ha...this is so corny yet I laughed.
6 out of 10
hare restorer,maybe.. Old but still funny.
ha! lol
10 out of 10, lol
that was kinda cute!
lol