Here's a funny for you?!
Question: My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed
to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.
As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us
that 'Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary
plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super.'
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather
Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle.
'Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to
raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground.'
She calmly turned her head and said, 'In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one.'
To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat,
'Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you.
Tray-up, *****
Answers: My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed
to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.
As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us
that 'Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary
plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super.'
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather
Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle.
'Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to
raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground.'
She calmly turned her head and said, 'In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one.'
To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat,
'Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you.
Tray-up, *****
Suki, I could picture it and hear the little ***
lol that's funny!
LMFAO
awesome
ha, ha
lol
hahaha i havent herd a funny joke like that in a long time
heard it before still good though have a star
Ha ha Thats very funny, hehe.
lol that was okay heard better but funny
ha ha...........
Eh? Don't let this happen again.
I love that one...you have to hold the "E", BETCH!
ha .. cute ! I'm gonna pass that along to my Gay friends !!!
That is so funny. Lol, ROFL :) got n e more?
eh, not that funny but good.
LOL that was HILARIOUS!!!! I needed that
Lol, wow. If I was there, I would have been laughing hysterically
Heard it before but still funny.
Lol that was funny it would have been hysterical to see though.
Class... LOVE it!!
it would have been funnier if he hadn't end it with *****(female dog).
Too funny!
Hey that isnt funny thats hilarious!!!!!!!
(gentle snapping fingers)
that is funny!!!!!!!!!!!!
is it a true story????????
or just something u made up?????
that was grrrrreeeeaaatt got anymore like that regards
Yuc, Yuc, Yuc
veeery nice.
lolololololololololololololololololol XD ID ^^ ED BD OD
nice.
now thats funny right there "Git R dun"