What Peeved Me Off?!
Question: Coming into the bar and ordering a double, the man leaned over and confided to the bartender, "I'm so peeved off !"
"Oh yeah? What happened?" asked the bartender politely.
"See, I met this beautiful woman who invited me back to her
home. We stripped off our clothes and jumped into bed and we were just about to make love when her god damned husband came in the front door. So I had to jump out of the bedroom window and hang from the ledge by my fingernails!"
"Gee, that's tough!" commiserated the bartender.
"Right, but that's not what really got me aggravated," the
customer went on.
"When her husband came into the room he said 'Hey great! You're naked already! Let me just take a leak.' And damned if the lazy son of a gun didn't urinate out the window right onto my head?"
"Yeech!" the bartender shook his head. "No wonder you're in a lousy mood."
"Yeah, but I haven't told you what really, really got to me.
Next, I had to listen to them grunting and groaning and when they finished, the husband tossed his condom out of the window. And where does it land? My damned forehead!"
"Damn, that really is a drag!" says the bartender.
"Oh, I'm not finished. See what really peeved me off was when the husband had to take a dump. It turns out that their toilet is broken, so he stuck his butt out of the window and let loose right on my head !"
The bartender paled. "That would sure mess up my day."
"Yeah, yeah, yeah," the fellow rattled on, "but do you know what REALLY, REALLY, REALLY peeved me off? When I looked down and saw that my feet were only SIX inches off the ground!!"
Answers: Coming into the bar and ordering a double, the man leaned over and confided to the bartender, "I'm so peeved off !"
"Oh yeah? What happened?" asked the bartender politely.
"See, I met this beautiful woman who invited me back to her
home. We stripped off our clothes and jumped into bed and we were just about to make love when her god damned husband came in the front door. So I had to jump out of the bedroom window and hang from the ledge by my fingernails!"
"Gee, that's tough!" commiserated the bartender.
"Right, but that's not what really got me aggravated," the
customer went on.
"When her husband came into the room he said 'Hey great! You're naked already! Let me just take a leak.' And damned if the lazy son of a gun didn't urinate out the window right onto my head?"
"Yeech!" the bartender shook his head. "No wonder you're in a lousy mood."
"Yeah, but I haven't told you what really, really got to me.
Next, I had to listen to them grunting and groaning and when they finished, the husband tossed his condom out of the window. And where does it land? My damned forehead!"
"Damn, that really is a drag!" says the bartender.
"Oh, I'm not finished. See what really peeved me off was when the husband had to take a dump. It turns out that their toilet is broken, so he stuck his butt out of the window and let loose right on my head !"
The bartender paled. "That would sure mess up my day."
"Yeah, yeah, yeah," the fellow rattled on, "but do you know what REALLY, REALLY, REALLY peeved me off? When I looked down and saw that my feet were only SIX inches off the ground!!"
Perfection!!!!
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oh I need air.....LOL!!!
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Very good
LOL
I was cracking up with this one..
funny funny funny!
funny
lol. very funny. i like it!!!
XD?
hahahaha nice job michelle keep up the god work !! lol
never heard this one before, really made my day! ^^
lol here is a star cause that was great!
lol
that was a good one
that happened to me last week....three times !!!!! same house
Excellent
tooch'e good mam! Tooch'e! very funny! lol....very good
Very very funny liked it alot
lol
ha ha ha ha...bonk, just laughed my head off...
thanks for making me smile
very good I love it.
HILARIOUS!!!!!
lol nice
omg!
ok what book you got lol
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omigod that was hilarious! ahahha. that really brightened my day: hearing about someone else's pain. :DD
LMAO hey did u write that cuz its good lol!!
thats a real goodn
very very funny
Haha funny... and i will tell you somthing... if you want to make it funny... add that to the end of the joke... make that bartender is the husband, that would be funny :)
That`s ace ha ha ha,,,,
A little disgusting but very amusing.
lol nice joke