10 things not to say in golf?!
Question: 1. Look at the size of his putter.
2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent.
3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker.
4. After 18 holes I can barely walk.
5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.
6. Lift your head and spread your legs.
7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired.
8. Just turn your back and drop it.
9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls.
10. Damn, I missed the hole again.
Answers: 1. Look at the size of his putter.
2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent.
3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker.
4. After 18 holes I can barely walk.
5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.
6. Lift your head and spread your legs.
7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired.
8. Just turn your back and drop it.
9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls.
10. Damn, I missed the hole again.
LOL I love those hahaha, now we know why so many retired men play golf...
9 was my fav lol
you sure have an interesting mind
Lol! My favorite was #6
yeah 9 is very funny
lol i needed this...i like number 6 the best
lol lol lol !!!!
1. Move it old man
2. Hey U,,your not going anywhere,,grab me a beer
3. RU scottish
4. RU sure U can fit that in there
5. look @ that shaft
6. Need a ball washer
7. I need my balls washed
8. Play through?
9. I'll just take those balls
10. Times up
I think # 10 is Funnnnnyyy
number 8 is the funniest
hahahhaha
Hahaha!!! Great Joke! LOL. LOL.