The Blonde and the Turkey Roll?!
Question: A new young blonde bride calls her mother in tears.
She sobs, "Robert doesn't appreciate what I do for him."
"Now, now," her mother comforted, "I am sure it was all just a misunderstanding."
"No, mother," you don't understand.
"I bought a frozen turkey roll and he yelled and screamed at me about the price!"
"Well, the nerve of that lousy cheapskate!" says her mom.
"Those turkey rolls are only a few dollars."
"No, mother it wasn't the price of the turkey, it was the airplane ticket."
"Airplane ticket.... What did you need an airplane ticket for?"
"Well mother, when I went to prepare it, I looked at the directions on the package and it said -
'Prepare from a frozen state,' so I flew to Alaska!"
Answers: A new young blonde bride calls her mother in tears.
She sobs, "Robert doesn't appreciate what I do for him."
"Now, now," her mother comforted, "I am sure it was all just a misunderstanding."
"No, mother," you don't understand.
"I bought a frozen turkey roll and he yelled and screamed at me about the price!"
"Well, the nerve of that lousy cheapskate!" says her mom.
"Those turkey rolls are only a few dollars."
"No, mother it wasn't the price of the turkey, it was the airplane ticket."
"Airplane ticket.... What did you need an airplane ticket for?"
"Well mother, when I went to prepare it, I looked at the directions on the package and it said -
'Prepare from a frozen state,' so I flew to Alaska!"
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Good One!!!
love it
cute
lol wow Im a blonde to but im not that dumb lol that was funny and I got it lol
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
OMG!!!! PMSL!!!!!!!!! star.
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lol!!! 10/10
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ha ha!!! brilliant ...poor poor Robert!!! God bless his wee soul!!! lol
omg! that is just ridic !!!
Good one! lol.
Lol....Didn't see that one coming!!!!
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Very funny thanks
Ha! ha! ha! very funny....
lol good one again......
thats funny! good one!
LOL
very funny
Always read the directions to prevent problems!!!!
LOL & LOL some more!!!!
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