Joke: Contrasting Generations?!
Question: I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him.
The teenager would look and find him staring every time. When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?" Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; knowing he would have a good one.
And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response. "Got
drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."
Answers: I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him.
The teenager would look and find him staring every time. When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?" Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; knowing he would have a good one.
And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response. "Got
drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."
this is my new favorite joke ;)
old one, but still good. Live long and prosper.
Ha ha ha,LMAO. Good Old Dad. Thanks for that,lol. Love Jo xx
lmfao
Thats a good one
hahaha ..thanks steve for a laugh to day...
lol
- oh thats why someone called u spock! your pick is spock
An oldie but a goodie; however, I somehow doubt that YOUR Dad would ever do that.
Good joke!
made my day
LOL! Dang. Thanks, I needed that!