Brown saved?!
Question: Gordon Brown is out jogging and accidentally falls into a freezing cold river.
Three boys see the accident.
Without thinking, they jump into the river and drag him to safety.
Brown says, 'Boys, you saved my life and deserve a reward. You name it and i'll give it to you.'
The first says, 'I'd like a ticket to Disneyland.'
'Certainly' says Brown.
The second boy says, 'I'd like an mp3 player.'
Brown replies, 'No problem.'
The third boy says, 'I'd like a wheelchair with a stereo in it.'
Brown says, 'But your not handicapped.'
'No, but i will be when my dad finds out i saved you from drowning.'
Answers: Gordon Brown is out jogging and accidentally falls into a freezing cold river.
Three boys see the accident.
Without thinking, they jump into the river and drag him to safety.
Brown says, 'Boys, you saved my life and deserve a reward. You name it and i'll give it to you.'
The first says, 'I'd like a ticket to Disneyland.'
'Certainly' says Brown.
The second boy says, 'I'd like an mp3 player.'
Brown replies, 'No problem.'
The third boy says, 'I'd like a wheelchair with a stereo in it.'
Brown says, 'But your not handicapped.'
'No, but i will be when my dad finds out i saved you from drowning.'
brilliant a star for that one
gawd thats old
That's sad!!! : ' (
Is the dad an abuser or what???
haha awsome
This joke was posted a few weeks ago, but with Bill Clinton as the guy that fell in the river, which kinda gives you some idea as to how recent this joke is.
That was brilliant, as I haven't heard it before.
wicked.that was good well done anymore?
Brilliant joke. Thanks for sharing. lol
lol i love that one :) have a star :)
very funny lol
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
lol. The old ones are still the best
lol he be in a coma more like
haha