Where Babies Come From?!
Question: One day a five year old little girl excitedly approached her mother, and
announced that she had learned where babies come from. The mother was amused and
said, "Oh really sweetie, why don't you tell me all about it?"
The little girl then explained, "Well ... the mommy and daddy take off all of
their clothes and the daddy's wiener stands way up high and the mommy kneels on
the floor and puts the daddy's wiener in her mouth, and then the daddy's wiener
sort of explodes and makes sticky juice into the mommy's mouth, and then the
mommy swallows the sticky juice, and that's where babies come from."
The mother looked lovingly at her daughter, leaned over to meet her eye to eye
and said, "Oh honey, that's sweet, but that's not where babies come from ...
that's where jewelry comes from."
Answers: One day a five year old little girl excitedly approached her mother, and
announced that she had learned where babies come from. The mother was amused and
said, "Oh really sweetie, why don't you tell me all about it?"
The little girl then explained, "Well ... the mommy and daddy take off all of
their clothes and the daddy's wiener stands way up high and the mommy kneels on
the floor and puts the daddy's wiener in her mouth, and then the daddy's wiener
sort of explodes and makes sticky juice into the mommy's mouth, and then the
mommy swallows the sticky juice, and that's where babies come from."
The mother looked lovingly at her daughter, leaned over to meet her eye to eye
and said, "Oh honey, that's sweet, but that's not where babies come from ...
that's where jewelry comes from."
Oh My Goodness!!
lol!!
hahahahah true that!
Very true and funny
mwhahaha...WOW...honestly who's mother would react like that if their child said such a thing?
Funny one I will give you a star.
Happy New Year.
ok what? i dont get it....hmm...i feel left out....
I knew that stroke story sounded a little fishy!
uhhh... that's nasty. But would be funny.
lol how i agree there pmsl
ha ha ha funny and true
thanks for a laugh
10/10
haha funny.....just poping to the bathroom for a sec,wont be long now......lol
lol funny one :) !!!
If the girl learned the doggy...................
LOL
That's Oral Sex
Lol Honey that Mommy is ssoo right that's where jewelry comes from,here have a star and thanks for the laugh.xxx
That is good. Thanks
uggghh star4u
bagdad
LMAO!!!!!!!!!! star!
Great joke thanks
LOL
dirttty
I don't get it, please explain somebody.....
I'd give her a "ring". (on the phone). lol.