Wedding Night Pranks?!
Question: The wedding date was set and the groom's three pals - a carpenter, an
electrician and a dentist were deciding what pranks to play on the couple on
their wedding night.
The carpenter figured sawing the slats of their bed would give them a chuckle
or two.
The electrician decided to wire the bed - with alternating current, of
course.
The dentist wouldn't commit himself, but wore a sly grin and promised
it would be memorable.
The nuptials went as planned and a few days later, each of the grooms buddies
received the following note:
“DEAR FRIENDS,
WE DIDN'T MIND THE BED SLATS
BEING SAWED.
THE ELECTRIC SHOCK WAS ONLY A MINOR SETBACK. BUT BY GOD, I'M GOING TO KILL THE
GUY WHO PUT NOVACAINE IN THE VASELINE!”
Answers: The wedding date was set and the groom's three pals - a carpenter, an
electrician and a dentist were deciding what pranks to play on the couple on
their wedding night.
The carpenter figured sawing the slats of their bed would give them a chuckle
or two.
The electrician decided to wire the bed - with alternating current, of
course.
The dentist wouldn't commit himself, but wore a sly grin and promised
it would be memorable.
The nuptials went as planned and a few days later, each of the grooms buddies
received the following note:
“DEAR FRIENDS,
WE DIDN'T MIND THE BED SLATS
BEING SAWED.
THE ELECTRIC SHOCK WAS ONLY A MINOR SETBACK. BUT BY GOD, I'M GOING TO KILL THE
GUY WHO PUT NOVACAINE IN THE VASELINE!”
Ha Ha Ha, thanks for the laugh 10/10
That's a good one.
Brilliant joke. Star award.
Excellent!!! xD
Simply excellent!!! xD
PMSL 10/10 that's a keeper.
That's as good as putting Ex-Lax in the brownies!!
haha funny old book lol
Best laugh so far today. Have a star and 11/10
Novacaine?
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
GOOD
lol
Lol Honey you had me in stiches,here have a star.xxxxx
lol very good...........
LMAO for sure! That was so great! Never thought of that! "STAR"
ha!ha like it.!!
very good star4u
That's a good one!
Have a star!
Thanks for the laugh and have a happy new year!
That would p*ss you off! lol.