There me Duckies!!!Little Johnny goes to his mother and says,"Mum,tomorrow !
Question: the teacher will ask me is "Who made you"?What should I say?"Say God made you,"replies his mother.Next day little Johnny is asked the question but forgets what his Mother said.He explains,"Teacher,until yesterday I was sure it was my Daddy who made me.But then my Momsaid it was someone else-and now I can't remember the guy's name".
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Little Johnny is talking to a couple of boys in the schoolyard.Each is bragging about how fast their Fathers are.The1 boy says,"My Father runs the fastest.He can fire an arrow,start to run,and get to the target before it hits!"The 2 one says,"You think that's fast?My Dad's a hunter.He can shoot his gun and be there before the bullet!"Little Jonny say,"You 2 know nothing about fast.My Dad's a civil servant.He stops working at five and he's home by four-thirty!"
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Insanity is hereditary.You can get it from your children.
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There me Duckies enjoy and pls all nasties by pass,star if you like.xxx
Love you all.xxxx
Answers: the teacher will ask me is "Who made you"?What should I say?"Say God made you,"replies his mother.Next day little Johnny is asked the question but forgets what his Mother said.He explains,"Teacher,until yesterday I was sure it was my Daddy who made me.But then my Momsaid it was someone else-and now I can't remember the guy's name".
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Little Johnny is talking to a couple of boys in the schoolyard.Each is bragging about how fast their Fathers are.The1 boy says,"My Father runs the fastest.He can fire an arrow,start to run,and get to the target before it hits!"The 2 one says,"You think that's fast?My Dad's a hunter.He can shoot his gun and be there before the bullet!"Little Jonny say,"You 2 know nothing about fast.My Dad's a civil servant.He stops working at five and he's home by four-thirty!"
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Insanity is hereditary.You can get it from your children.
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There me Duckies enjoy and pls all nasties by pass,star if you like.xxx
Love you all.xxxx
Top quality again - quack.
Stop making me laugh - had the operation today and the stitches aren't due out for another week.
Decent and for Little Johnnie, clean
Number 3 is the best! For my parents, my firends,..well everyone I know...The 1st one is good too...kinda...
*stars*
i agree with #3
2 for two points..think fast cou;ld be 10 for set wer...FAST
very nice thanxxx!!!
me duckie!
ha ha ha i liked the first one the best though xD
I KNEW I got that from those little people running around my house!!!
LOL !!!
hahahahaha
loved them lol
star 4u xx
lol well worth a star.......i love little johnny
Excellent jokes!!! :D
Have a star! *
Very good
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