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Question: I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't.
Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills . . . Making the last car payment.
Yes, madam, I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
The best beer in the world, is the open bottle in your hand!
It was a woman who drove me to drink and I never got the chance to thank her.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
To know that we know what we know, and that we do not know what we do not. know, that is true knowledge.
Answers: I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't.
Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills . . . Making the last car payment.
Yes, madam, I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
The best beer in the world, is the open bottle in your hand!
It was a woman who drove me to drink and I never got the chance to thank her.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
To know that we know what we know, and that we do not know what we do not. know, that is true knowledge.
lol very funny....how sad am i am trying to watch a movie but keep coming back to answer your jokes along with other jokes posted...
You'd make a great guest at a dinner party. Really. My kinda gal.
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haha brill.
been a Greek philosopher all my life,now there is a thought.
we had a teacher who used to say whoever knows what they dont know,know something.
what do they know?
they know what they dont know and can go learn it !
very good star4u
Oh yeah! lol.
Very good.