Have you heard of Red Skelton - this is what he said about his wife?!
Question: 1. Two times a week we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship. She goes on Tuesdays; I go on Fridays.
2. We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California….and mine is in Texas.
3. I take my wife everywhere....but she keeps finding her way back.
4. I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. "Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said. So I suggested the kitchen.
5. We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
6. She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric bread maker. She said "There are too many gadgets, and no place to sit down!" So I bought her an electric chair.
7. My wife told me the car wasn't running well because there was water in the carburetor. I asked where the car was. She told me, "In the lake."
8. She got a mud pack, and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off.
9. She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?" The driver said, "No, jump in
Answers: 1. Two times a week we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship. She goes on Tuesdays; I go on Fridays.
2. We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California….and mine is in Texas.
3. I take my wife everywhere....but she keeps finding her way back.
4. I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. "Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said. So I suggested the kitchen.
5. We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
6. She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric bread maker. She said "There are too many gadgets, and no place to sit down!" So I bought her an electric chair.
7. My wife told me the car wasn't running well because there was water in the carburetor. I asked where the car was. She told me, "In the lake."
8. She got a mud pack, and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off.
9. She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?" The driver said, "No, jump in
Red was one of a kind. He could make you laugh without saying a word and tell jokes for the whole family. He was intelligent enough not to have to use the F to express himself. Thanks for the laughs. Merry Christmas and God Bless.
Classic humor from the days before comedians used the "f" word! Thanks you!
I remember Red, but never cared much for him.
The man was a hilarious genius.
haha funny!!!
lol...pure class
that is humour
he was the guy who flapped his arms at the end of [those magnificent men in their flying machines.]old school laughs.
Excellent ones!!!
Pure and funny!!! :D
Ace ha ha ha ,,,,
very funny, hes got a great sence of humour, lol, xxxxxxxxxxxx
lol
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jane
Oldies, but still goodies! LMAO.
Never heard of him or her are they American comedians ?
ho ho ho why its xmas lol