A Typical Year of a Blonde!?!
Question: My friend told me about this.
Jan: Took scarf back beacuse it was too tight
Febuary: Fired from pharmacy for failing to print labels, but
helllloooo! The bottles wont fit in the printer!
March: Got really excited! I finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months when it said "2-3 years"
April: Trapped in escalator for hours, power went out.
May: Tried to make Kool-aid, but i got the wrong recipe. Obviosly 6 cups of water wont fit in the packages.
June: Tried to go fishing. but couldnt find a lake i could walk on.
July: Lost chest stroke in swimming, but the others cheated. They used their arms.
August: My convertable got soaked cuz it was in a rain storm, top was half down but i wanted a breeze
Sep: My friend and i got in a fight! She doesn't think the capital of California is C !
Oct: I hate M&Ms they are just too hard too peel.
Nov: Baked turkey for four and a half days, it said an hour but I weigh 108.
Dec: Couldnt dial 911! Hello do you see a eleven on the phone! So I died!
Answers: My friend told me about this.
Jan: Took scarf back beacuse it was too tight
Febuary: Fired from pharmacy for failing to print labels, but
helllloooo! The bottles wont fit in the printer!
March: Got really excited! I finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months when it said "2-3 years"
April: Trapped in escalator for hours, power went out.
May: Tried to make Kool-aid, but i got the wrong recipe. Obviosly 6 cups of water wont fit in the packages.
June: Tried to go fishing. but couldnt find a lake i could walk on.
July: Lost chest stroke in swimming, but the others cheated. They used their arms.
August: My convertable got soaked cuz it was in a rain storm, top was half down but i wanted a breeze
Sep: My friend and i got in a fight! She doesn't think the capital of California is C !
Oct: I hate M&Ms they are just too hard too peel.
Nov: Baked turkey for four and a half days, it said an hour but I weigh 108.
Dec: Couldnt dial 911! Hello do you see a eleven on the phone! So I died!
These are the most clever blonde jokes I have ever heard! Usually people repost the exact same ones 100 times, but these ones are so clever! Good one!
My answer is TRUE
those statements are accurate
ha ha ha
funny! thanks for the laugh...march is right on...have a fun weekend
FUNNY!
hah it's funny
but i dont like the ending lol
WEAK! VERY WEAK!
that was trully funny thanks you get a star for that.!!!
Cute!
ehh, i've heard better
This is funny but not a typical year for a blonde a typical year for a blonde is shopping shopping and more shopping
ha ha ha ha ha ha
ummm... how is it typical if she dies every Dec???
funny though!!!
yep, re-post
lol ; ]
Those are funny! Did you make those up? If you did, good job!
u are so funny!!!11
im giving u a star
haha that's a good one!!
funny
thanks for the laugh
peace!