Did you hear about the author elf?!
Question: he only wrote short stories
Answers: he only wrote short stories
He wrote tall tales
He wrote the Elf and Safety laws,,,
wrote short stories.
He couldn't get any place to print his book, so he "elf" published.
He wrote a tell-all book about Mrs. Claus. Santa doesn't say," H o, h o,h o" for nothing.