Child Sent To Bed?!
Question: A small boy is sent to bed by his father...
[Five minutes later]
"Da-ad..."
"What?"
"I'm thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?"
"No. You had your chance. Lights out."
[Five minutes later]
"Da-aaaad..."
"WHAT?"
"I'm THIRSTY...Can I have a drink of water??"
"I told you NO! If you ask again I'll have to spank you!!"
[Five minutes later]
"Daaaa-aaaAAAAD..."
"WHAT??!!"
"When you come in to spank me, can you bring me a drink of water?"
Answers: A small boy is sent to bed by his father...
[Five minutes later]
"Da-ad..."
"What?"
"I'm thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?"
"No. You had your chance. Lights out."
[Five minutes later]
"Da-aaaad..."
"WHAT?"
"I'm THIRSTY...Can I have a drink of water??"
"I told you NO! If you ask again I'll have to spank you!!"
[Five minutes later]
"Daaaa-aaaAAAAD..."
"WHAT??!!"
"When you come in to spank me, can you bring me a drink of water?"
Loved it! lol.
cute
Haha me likes!
Cute.
LOL!!! Star for you.
Lol thats great!
sounds like a very intelligant, confident child abit cheeky but cute and loveable. aahhh
HA HA HA...sounds like something I would have said when I was little.
Thats funny
lol
LOL!
haha, thats so cute!
starred!
smart kid, i think i did that once ;) but nice one
ha ha ha funny stuff
Very good
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
lol
lol weird but cool
That is the funniest joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! got any more?
Heehee... i used to know a similar one when i was little that i loved...
A kid walks into his parents room for the 5th time that night.
Dad 'Son this is your fith glass this night, whats up?'
Son ' I know it is Dad but my bedrooms on fire!'
got the right idea lol.
ha ha funny lol
.....I want some water too...!!!
nice one ha ha ha
please do not take the mick out of my kids thank you lolstar4u
Lol very good
That sounds like my house!!!
But somehow its funny when you say it!!! :)
Lol Honey I loved that,so here's your star.xxx
omg omg that sounds like my dad when i was little-er
hehehe, looking back, I have to admit I was kinda like that.