You know your Girlfriends ugly?!
Question: 1. She looks out the window and gets arrested for indecent
exposure.
2. As a baby, she had to be breast-fed by the family dog.
3. Even mosquitos stay away from her.
4. She startles the animals at the zoo.
5. On Halloween, she has to trick or treat over the phone.
6. She makes onions cry.
7. Her bum looks like two pigs fighting over a box of milk duds.
8. Her armpits look like she has Don King in a headlock.
9. The plastic surgeon wanted to add a tail.
10. When she was born, the doctor slapped her mother.
Answers: 1. She looks out the window and gets arrested for indecent
exposure.
2. As a baby, she had to be breast-fed by the family dog.
3. Even mosquitos stay away from her.
4. She startles the animals at the zoo.
5. On Halloween, she has to trick or treat over the phone.
6. She makes onions cry.
7. Her bum looks like two pigs fighting over a box of milk duds.
8. Her armpits look like she has Don King in a headlock.
9. The plastic surgeon wanted to add a tail.
10. When she was born, the doctor slapped her mother.
that, and:
11. her *** crack has a lot of hair
12. if her picture was on a pop can, nobody would buy it
13. who ever sang "milkshake" would hurl
and 14. nobody would ever call her
good ones lol
is she really
lol 10/10
LOL
nice one.........she was that ugly as a kid,she never had any friends? rumour has it,her mother used to tie a piece of steak round her neck,just so the f***in dog would play with her????
10/10 keep em coming!!!
someone went to public school!
he he he.
Ouch...
In that case I'll committing suicide....
Aaron Ugly.
arrrhhh! thats cruel - but i had to laugh.
Every ugly girl has a mother that loves them dearly!! x
My top three....
1. When you have to tie a steak around her neck to get your dog to even play with her.
2. They push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies
3. When she went to the beautician, it took 12 hours. . .for an estimate qoute!
funny...but if she is that ugly then y date her?
H aha ha v good,,
Cruel....but....funny!! :)