What is your best chuck norris joke? ex. chuck norris could slam a revolving doo!
Question: chuck norris sleeps with a night light, not because he is afraid of the dark- but because the dark is afraid of chuck norris!
when the boogie man goes to bed he checks his closet for chuck norris!
give me your best!
Answers: chuck norris sleeps with a night light, not because he is afraid of the dark- but because the dark is afraid of chuck norris!
when the boogie man goes to bed he checks his closet for chuck norris!
give me your best!
Chuck Norris is Luke Skywalker's real father.
There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.
When chuck norris does push ups he isn't pushing himself up hes pushing the world down.
These have being over-done to death.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad Chuck Norris has never cried.
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by pointing at her and saying "boo-yeah!"
Theres no such thing as Global Warming, Chuck Norris just got cold and turned the sun up...
when chuck norris eats dinner at a restaurant he orders a chicken but only eats the soul
chuck norris lost his virginity before his dad did
chuck norris can eat a rubix cube and sh** it out solved
chuck norris doesn't tea bag the ladies, he potato sacks them
i forgot it was something about chuck norris being someones mom or something but why are there so many chuck norris jokes?
Coool
Chuck Norris is my Great Great Grandfather five times removed, so you guys need to back off or you'll get a swift kick in the ***!!!! Actually I completely lied, but my grandma said Chuck sure can plant a mean Dirty Sanchez on ya!
Chuck Norris can burn ants with a magnifying glass... at night.
Is this another Chuck Norris then the washed up loser wannabe actor from YEARS AGO? Christ, the guy has to be over 60!