10 Commandments of marriage. star if u like....?!
Question: 1:Marriages are made in heaven but so again thunder & lightning.
2:If u want your spouse to listen & pay attention, talk in your sleep.
3:Marriage is grand & divorce is 100 grand
4:Married life is frustrating. First year the man speaks & the woman listens. Second year, the woman speaks & the man listens. Third year, they both speak & the neighbors listen.
5:When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, u can be sure either the car is new or the wife
6:Marriage is when a man and woman become as one the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
7:Before marriage a man will lie awake all night thinking about something u said. After marriage, he will fall asleep before u finish.
8:Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding & a good cook. But the law allows only one wife.
9:Every woman wants a man who is handsome, economical & a considerate lover, but the law allows only one husband.
10:Man is incomplete until he marries. After that, he is finished.
Answers: 1:Marriages are made in heaven but so again thunder & lightning.
2:If u want your spouse to listen & pay attention, talk in your sleep.
3:Marriage is grand & divorce is 100 grand
4:Married life is frustrating. First year the man speaks & the woman listens. Second year, the woman speaks & the man listens. Third year, they both speak & the neighbors listen.
5:When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, u can be sure either the car is new or the wife
6:Marriage is when a man and woman become as one the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
7:Before marriage a man will lie awake all night thinking about something u said. After marriage, he will fall asleep before u finish.
8:Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding & a good cook. But the law allows only one wife.
9:Every woman wants a man who is handsome, economical & a considerate lover, but the law allows only one husband.
10:Man is incomplete until he marries. After that, he is finished.
A reality,,..Gven u a Star..keep it up...
looooooool........... I don't get it.........
very good
Pathetic and dated!
these are all facts and everybody know it.
hahaha,funny,star,10.
lol,i have no answer for this question,each & every point is having the perfect meaning.
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take all the ten stars for u r 10 point.
Yes!!! I knew that there were rules, but I never imagined anyone would figure them alll out. Good one!!! Have a star!!
hahahaha have a star
Funny! 100!