So, this lil boy at school...?!
Question: For all of you who are or have been in education, with sons, grandsons, or who just love the things little kids say ~ a reminder that adult words are often taken literally.....
A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was
squirming around, scratching his crotch, and not paying attention. She went back to find out what was going on. He was quite embarrassed and whispered that he had just recently been circumcised and he was quite itchy. The teacher told him to go down to the principal's office, where he was to telephone his mother and ask her what he should do about it. He did and returned to his class. Suddenly, there was a commotion at the back of the room. She went back to investigate only to find him sitting at his desk with
his 'private part' hanging out. 'I thought I told you to call your mom!' she said. 'I did,' he said, 'And she told me that if I could stick it out till noon , she'd come and pick me up from school.
Answers: For all of you who are or have been in education, with sons, grandsons, or who just love the things little kids say ~ a reminder that adult words are often taken literally.....
A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was
squirming around, scratching his crotch, and not paying attention. She went back to find out what was going on. He was quite embarrassed and whispered that he had just recently been circumcised and he was quite itchy. The teacher told him to go down to the principal's office, where he was to telephone his mother and ask her what he should do about it. He did and returned to his class. Suddenly, there was a commotion at the back of the room. She went back to investigate only to find him sitting at his desk with
his 'private part' hanging out. 'I thought I told you to call your mom!' she said. 'I did,' he said, 'And she told me that if I could stick it out till noon , she'd come and pick me up from school.
funny as hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i woulda told him if you dont put that thing away imma chop that off and kick it around on the ground lol!!!!!
haha i like it
thanks for the laugh
loved it.. now my turn
Two friends meet each other on the street. "hello! Where are you coming from?" asked Bill. "Oh, don't ask me! I'm coming from the cemetery. I just burried my mother-in-law" replied Sid. "I'm so sorry!" said Bill, "But why is your face schratched all over?". "It wasn't so easy!" said Sid, "She put on a hell of a fight!"
ha ha ha perhaps that kid should be wearing a name tag and a helmet while sitting in the special class ;)
Lol. I don't really understand the "And she told me that if I could stick it out till noon" part.. What does his mom mean? Anyways, nice joke. Sorry I couldn't understand it fully. =)
Haha. I love it. First laugh for the day. Thanks.
<stifled sigh> XBABYNOV, "stick it out" is American slang for "wait." Another slang phrase could have been "hang in there" but that would have been more appropriate if the joke dealt with ropes. This little boy took the slang phrase as a literal command.
Anyway, that's funny, 1911!
1911 is this true? I hope not but it's great!!