A Frenchman, A englishman and A New Yorker?!
Question: were captured by cannibals , the chief comes to them and says the bad news is now that we have caught you we are going to kill you, put you in a pot and eat you and use your skin to make canoes
the good news is you get to choose how you die .
The Frenchman says i would like to die by the sword .so the chief hands him a sword .....viva la france and run the sword thru himslef
The Englishman says i woudl like to die by the Pistol Please
the chief hands him a pistol and says "god save the Queen " and blows his head off
The New Yorker says i would like a fork
the chief puzzled , but he shrugs and gives him a fork ..the new yorker takes the fork and starts jabbing himself all over the stomach, the chest , the sides , everywhere the blood gushing from all over
The chief Appalled even for a cannibal ,
he asks " My God what are you doing .
The New Yorker replied ......So much for your canoe
Answers: were captured by cannibals , the chief comes to them and says the bad news is now that we have caught you we are going to kill you, put you in a pot and eat you and use your skin to make canoes
the good news is you get to choose how you die .
The Frenchman says i would like to die by the sword .so the chief hands him a sword .....viva la france and run the sword thru himslef
The Englishman says i woudl like to die by the Pistol Please
the chief hands him a pistol and says "god save the Queen " and blows his head off
The New Yorker says i would like a fork
the chief puzzled , but he shrugs and gives him a fork ..the new yorker takes the fork and starts jabbing himself all over the stomach, the chest , the sides , everywhere the blood gushing from all over
The chief Appalled even for a cannibal ,
he asks " My God what are you doing .
The New Yorker replied ......So much for your canoe
LMAO I seriously can't stop laughing that's so funny!
This ain't a riddle, it's a joke and i find it quite funny that they won't use his skin.
GREAT!!!!! Finally one worth a laugh!!!!!
lol
HA! that was pretty funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...
hahahahahahahaha
LOL I had no idea where he was going with that one until the end
Awsome!!
Please Pick As Best
Is There A Boundary Between
Reality And Imagination
or
Is Reality Just An Illusion
wheezing laugh...........he he thats so so so funny
Hee hee he he he ye he hyebhehehehehehehehe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A star for this one!
Weird, I get it, but it's still weird.
Funny. Good joke. Like it.
Really funny!!! Ha ha ha ha ha!!! Will go to bed in a good mood thanks and goodnight.
It was a very clever way to make a joke.
i don't get it!